Eox's sandbox for muses

Multi-muse blog for Eox aka warutaa. This is a side blog, so if you get a follow back from a that reblog account, that's for tracking replies! Shenanigans encouraged, and supported.

[satorisays-archive]

i know it must be confusing for you, but don't wreck your skull by dwelling too much about it. i've heard stories of you working yourself down to the bone, but if you think about it, your loved ones aren't so fibula to keep worrying about their mental education. in fact, making so many puzzles, it seems like a ton of work itself.... a skele-ton!

[theconfusingsandbox]

Another day, another nerd who got memed on. With the magical powers that were granted to him by virtue of just being a skeleton, Sans clenched his teeth as he willed the water to flow into his skull, and dripped into his own clothes.

“i don’t know who this lady satori is, but she seems as cool as my brother, and that’s pretty cool.”

Sans chuckled again in front of his computer screen, putting off both of his works as a sentry and a hot dog seller in favor of lounging around his home.

[satorisays-archive]

"What kind of power do you have?" well, staying undead is a power? oh, right, i can also make a self-sustaining small-scale garbage tornado with only my socks in my room, it's pretty cool. "Where did you get it from?" from reading physics in a book, it's a good time killer while you're at work. "In whose interests do you exercise it?" mine? cleaning it up sounds stressful "To whom are you accountable?" dunno, ask papyrus "And how can we get rid of you?" heh, kid, if i went away, i'd be boned.

WHO IS THIS

WHY IS LETTER SPAM A THING

[theconfusingsandbox]

Miles away, still in the underground, a certain skeleton was chuckling in front of the computer screen as he procastinated on making hot dogs of dubious origins. Looks like another nerd got owned.

[perpetual-calendar]

“Fuaaah, hot! It’s… it’s too hot. Maybe aliens really did… no, no, don’t get your brain turned into yakitori, me! Aah, but all of this work, really, it’s—an assistant. Yes, I totally need an assistant for, for professional purposes.”

[theconfusingsandbox]

A gust of wind suddenly blows from the east. In spite of the massive amount of heat; or perhaps because of it, a white figure bellows dramatically perched atop a tree, a shrill laugh that would belong to a refined lady, with hints of sexual undertones resounds through the air; a hand going up to cover her masked mouth.

“OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!” The figure in white let out, her white toga of a sorts going up and down; not enough to show anything, but enough to suggest that there was nothing underneath.

“Aaaaah, the work of aliens, you say!?” The masked figure’s yellow eyes sparkled with mirth, as her hand went underneath her toga, pulling out what appeared to be white papers before throwing them into the ground for the tengu to pick up; if she so inclined.

“The rising heat, minds getting lost in thought as the body releases its inner fluids to cool down; excitedly pouring more and more until it reaches a mush-like state. Doesn’t it get you excited!?” Let it be said, the masked figure never refused an offer to pour double entendres after double entendres, aiming to keep her cool, but just appearing as a crazy girl with panties on her head.

[rpmememaker]

Harass my muse with questions about their relationships, their past, their future or anything else you’ve always wanted to know but never asked.

Make them question their actions or decisions, or think about things they’ve never considered before. 

[theconfusingsandbox]

“Hello! And welcome to ‘How to copy anyone you see’. I’m your host, Hiro, and tonight I’m gonna teach you how to do just that.”

“First, in order to copy someone’s body, you need either a camera, or a cellphone. Preferably digital, since they print stuff faster.”

“Just aim the camera at the subject, and--- voila!”

“Here you go, a perfect digital copy of a certain someone named Renko Usami, now in high definition! See, wasn’t that easy? This was your host Hiro, in ‘How to copy anyone you see’, tune in next week for more!”

[skeletonheelstone]

“You called?”

[theconfusingsandbox]

“As if.”

[theconfusingsandbox]

(859):

I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.

[theconfusingsandbox]

(518):

She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.

[skeletonheelstone]

“Oh dear, this is sudden but not entirely unpleasant either. I suppose there are some merits to this little…revival of ours.”

[theconfusingsandbox]

“Yeah, you got to know 6 feet under that 9th circle of yours. At last you made some expansions to all that cramped real estate you have.”

[nxble-crxssout-deactivated20150]

“Oh, nice comeback! And here I wasn’t aware that fossils could possess wit!”

[theconfusingsandbox]

“I know, right? What a mindblowing revelation! Completely unlike you when it comes outside those inventions of yours, you secondary character.”

[nxble-crxssout-deactivated20150]

“Fufufufufu~!! That’s a lot of talk coming from a statue.”

[theconfusingsandbox]

“That’s exactly why I come with the stone hard facts”

[theconfusingsandbox]

Singularity

Yumemi expected many things when she boarded that giant contraption that had somehow become known as the "Space Probability Hypervessel", even though that wasn't its original name. For starters, to find herself back in Gensokyo; or perhaps another world that may, or may not be filled with magic.

What she didn't expect, however, was to find herself, apparently, back where she started: The city of Tokyo. That is, except for the panicked masses that, instead of running away from her, seemed to go towards, and past her in an attempt to run from something.

What that thing was, she had no idea; but whatever the case, she may find information on where exactly she had ended up by going exactly to where these people were avoiding to go.

The professor in red fought to go against the human current threatening to push her away, to get her to "safety". That it was "too dangerous" for someone to be in that battlefield---

Wait, battlefield?

Yumemi's interest piqued, and redoubled her own pace towards the said battlefield. Away from the monster that these people were running away from, an uneasy feeling never leaving the back of her mind.

As soon as she arrived, her blood ran cold. True, there was a monster, but that ice-cream coned monster wasn't what caught her attention, even though it should have. No, instead, she had found something more horrific, more mind-bending than the presence of an eldritch abomination in this plane of reality.

A few meters in front of her, scrambling to get away from the over-sized ice-cream cone, was a rather busty girl. The thing was, her breasts were pointed up to the sky, completely violating the laws of gravity itself. Looking around herself, Yumemi noted the similar state of every female in the vicinity: Every female had perky breasts, free from the pull that should've been there.

"Is this something that affects only the inhabitants of this reality?" The scientist asked herself as she looked down upon her chest. Instead of seeing her familiar form; her mind froze as she tried to comprehend the image of her chest having grown overnight, and also pointing up.

Mentally recalling the image of that first girl she noticed this phenomenon, Yumemi tried to explain several possible causes. Were it, perhaps, the work of the reality at hand? Or maybe, could the cause be the abomination in front of her, threatening to blow her to smithereens?

Her mind racing at a thousand miles per hour, equations flying to and fro, numbers adding themselves into a perfect rhythm ushered by Yumemi's neurons, she managed to solve the problems before the now-white ice-cream cone decided to blow itself up right in her face.

"Curse you, Yasuda!" Were Yumemi's final words in this reality, the equations giving out the name of that person; whomever he was.

[kaependiumofmuses]

"Oh, how delightful—They believe we esteemed members of the vampire race sparkle in the sunlight.

Is that before or after we turn to ash? Please, educate me in this matter. I’m dying to know.”

Can you feel that sarcasm

[theconfusingsandbox]

Don't mind the clearly afraid Hagakure shivering off in the corner. He actually didn't know that Celes-chi actually was a vampire, even if during his nonsensical monologues he may have called her that.

Better hide that dracula's tooth that he got from ebay, then-

[nocameranocares-deactivated2021]

Why are people bugging Iesua. No one even knows who Iesua is.

[theconfusingsandbox]

TOP KEK

[theconfusingsandbox]

This year, Christmas in Fuyuki is in great danger. Who's a bad enough tiger to save the smiles of every little child waiting for Santa's arrival?!

T'was the night before Christmas, and everything was quiet. Not a creature stirring, not even a mouse.

At least that's what everyone wanted.

Deep within Fuyuki, in the place known as the Emiya residence, a Tiger was restless. She didn't know why, nor the how she was suffering from anxiety so deep in the night. There simply was no reason for her to be awake at this hour; tossing and turning endlessly on the spare futon she was lent. All she knew, there was always an uneasy feeling in the air; there was something wrong.

With nothing to do, Fujimura Taiga decided to get up. What she wanted was to walk around for a bit, perhaps grab a chicken leg that both Sakura and Shirou managed to cook "KFC-style", and then try to sleep again. At least that was the original plan.

Looking further into the darkness of the living room, barely lit by the moonlight, was a rather tall figure donning Santa Claus' clothes. With their back turned towards her, she couldn't clearly see what that figure was doing. Instead of feeling elated to meet The Man, The Myth, The Legend in person, and looking further, she saw something that froze her on the spot. It may have been a trick of the light, it may have been her tired state from not sleeping properly, but the exposed skin looked green.

'Oh no! Where's the torashinai when I need it?' Taiga mentally asked herself as she searched for something that could be used as a sword-like weapon. Feeling her hands touch that metallic poster that Shirou once used to defend himself from her wrath, the tiger armed herself, and quickly dashed towards the mysterious figure while shouting her own kiai for this occasion.

"HYAH!" Taiga let out as she swinged her strike towards the back of the tall figure's head. Startled, the figure straightened itself as fast as it could, receiving the blow with the poster in full. Sad to say, the might of the Tiger of Fuyuki as Japan's top kendo practitioner wasn't for nothing, so the figure promptly collapsed.

"You won't be stealing Christmas today, Grinch!" Fujimura now said in a lowered voice, remembering people were supposed to be sleeping at that hour.

Taiga then, to unmask the evil villain that dared to steal Christmas from the Emiya residence, decided to turn him over and take their hat. She was surprised, to say the least, to find a mop of red hair under it. Her surprise; however, quickly turned into worry as she recognized who it was that she actually had attacked.

"Eh? Shirou?  What are you doing stealing Christmas? I didn't raise you to be a grinch!" Eyes widened, there were several questions running through her mind. What was Shirou even doing dressed as Santa Claus? When did he even get that costume, anyways?

"Fuji-nee? I was just leaving the gifts for everyone in the morning. What are you even doing awake at this hour?" The confused teen rubbed the back of his head, right where the hit was dealt. Poster or not, the blow had hurt, and even more so he was caught by surprise and completely unprepared.

Fujimura sighed at Shirou's answer. Of course he'd be the one to take on Santa's mantle for the household, even though she was supposed to be the adult in there. "I couldn't sleep. I felt something was off, so I decided to walk around for a bit. And here I thought I found a burglar when it was just you. Sorry for that."

Looking at Shirou's motions, she felt guilty about what she had just done. Holding a yawn that threatened to escape, Taiga then asked "Do you need any help?"

The redhead, whose face now was clearly seen in the moonlight, just gave a reassuring smile to Taiga. "Thanks, Fuji-nee, but I'm almost done here. You said you wanted to sleep, right?"

The tiger smiled in thanks, and let out an even bigger yawn in response, confirming Shirou's suspicions. "That I did. Good luck, and see ya tomorrow morning."

Taiga started heading back to her own futon, before she turned back one last time.

"And sorry again for the blow to the head!" Fujimura casually waved towards Shirou before heading back. 'Oh, what a good kid I raised, indeed!' Taiga thought to herself as she went back to sleep.

[theconfusingsandbox]

Deep within Fuyuki, a tiger is awakening

[toxixpumpkin]

Awkward First Meetings AUs

“My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”

“I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”

“This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”

 “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”

“I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”

“I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”

“You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”

“I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”

“I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”

“You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”

“You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”

“You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”

“I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”

“I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”

“Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”

“I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”

“Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”

“Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”

“I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”

“I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”

“Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”