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alex: *emerges from the shadows*

..you said that it was just a game and that we’d be friends afterwards.. if that’s true.. then let’s be friends. otherwise, I’m voting for the person who stabbed me in the front instead of the back *SLAMS VOTING KEY* 🔑

me:

Christmas: hey kev are you going swimming?

Kevin: I think so, are you?

Christmas: WOW I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST ASKED ME THAT

Xmas: you know my foot is broken, no I can't swim

Kevin: you could like dip your other foot

Xmas: you just exposed yourself kitty boo boo, hope you enjoy the block

Josh, yelling in the distance: WHO TOOK THE 25k

brookecamhi

NAME THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF 2017 ILL WAIT

feedsfairy

JOSH MARTINEZ, SECOND POC, FIRST LATINX, FIRST BLACK, WINNER OF BIG BROTHER UNITED STATES MOOD BOARD !!!!!!!!

bblunatic

Play this at my funeral.

nurse-x-ramblings

sometimes being a nurse means clocking out, ripping off your scrubs - and becoming an anonymous person who isn’t responsible for critical decisions surrounding human life.

a nurse. any nurse. an anonymous one, even. (via elle-veee)

eviekasa

BITTER JURY RISE PAUL’S GAME DIES

mark-renton

bitchycode

adamscottblog

Comic Con 2017 portraits by photographer Robby Klein

polyandthenomials

I took this from another nurse website on FB and I love it but it’s sad that this is something we have to state to patients and families in the hospital.