run forrest. run forrest, go forrest

best bb continent there ever was - - "I don't smoke crack, motherfucker, I sell it."  

[kingjaffejoffer]

I know you have seen those 6 selfies posts. Which 6 pictures would post instead of your face?

Me and the Main

Me and my side bitches

Me asking these niggas at McDowells if they really expect me to eat this bullshit

Me and my son watching the peasants dance

Sometimes I eat like 5 bowls of beans and then walk in a straight line farting in the faces of my servers and laugh as they struggle to breathe. 

One time Slick Rick came to my palace wearing trash around his neck so I had to swag on him right quick. 

I know what you’re thinking, “are those solid gold pieces? Is that a rare metal that I haven’t heard of yet?”

No, this is a pasta necklace that I made a grown man make for me. I snatched a restaurant owner out his house at 4am and told him to make me a necklace out of the finest pasta at his establishment so I can style on Slick Rick.

He had to be at work the next morning too. 

[realzaddy-deactivated20150810]

y’ll be talking about Alex from target while I be talking about zayn from subway

[iamnamelessdesi-deactivated2014]

#meat in the miiiiiddle

[zarathuse]

lazymajor replied to your post:i heard a rumor that azzer is the worst can you elaborate on this please

the rest of her was already full of terrible

that’s why her hair is so big

it’s full of terrible

[thecontinent]

my hair is huge because it's filled with all my h9 for you

[zarathuse]

i heard a rumor that azzer is the worst can you elaborate on this please

azzer is DEFINITELY the worst 100% worst of them all she is single-handedly destroying everything good in my life

i think her knee is all swollen up with terribleness

[thecontinent]

i'm just seeing this now. you are all so rude

[generally]

im fuckin dying 

[ginevvra-blog]

“Are you sure that’s a real spell?” said the girl. “Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, I mean, it’s the very best school of witchcraft there is, I’ve heard – I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough — I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?”

hermione granger ⇝ jordan richardson

[ourlittlesecretyt]

Anticipating The Word "Nigga" When A White Person is Reciting Rap Lyrics

… and They Skip It 

[instanba]

Some people just can’t handle training camp in Vegas. Also, I strained my neck trying to take this. #doitforthegram :: http://ift.tt/1rMebq0

[heidiblairmontag]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[tarynel]

My clit is sore from all the masturbating I did last night. :-(

[3m4re-deactivated20140127]

My Dick is sore from all the masturbating I did last night. :-(

[tarynel]

This is depressing

[3m4re-deactivated20140127]

Lets do something about this.

[tarynel]

Nah.

[wzrdkelley]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[imsoshive]

The longer video of ol’ boy killin it!

[hazeleyed1]

Go awf!

[allbl-ck]

[cozyqueen]

@staff remove this

[waningcrescentmoontemplo-deacti]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[thecontinent]

I HAVE A BRAND NEW LAPTOP NOW, ONE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS SO IMMA DO THIS MEME RIGHT QUICK. I was tagged by lazymajor so here it is, my phone background and home screen. The lock screen is a photo I took while I was in Boston back in July. It's a self-portrait, and that's basically all I can say on it, lol. I just remember that it was made up of a bunch of individual squares and the further away you stood from it, you saw the "bigger picture". Annnnnnd the home screen is just a basic background from the new wallpapers in iOS 8. Because I'm boring. I'm not tagging anyone, because despite what I just said about having a new laptop, I did this on my phone....

[pussyminaj-deactivated20150425]

Common is so imporant.

[klesleym]