A Very Lippe Announcement
Hello Students, As many of you have heard, our school has had the distinguished honor of working with the wonderful people from the country of Lippe this semester. With great pride, we are very excited to announce that The University will welcome some prominent Lippean figure heads to campus later this month. In preparation for their arrival, we wanted to bring all you cool kids up to date with what to expect as we prepare for their visit. We want to make these Lippean people feel at home so if you see some changes on campus, here’s why! 1. From now on, the dining halls will only be serving traditional Lippean cuisine of pickled pigs feet, black eyed peas, mashed potatoes, fries, queso and of course CHICKEN (a new staple thanks to the one and only <3 ). If anyone on the meal plan has any allergies or special requests plz ping me asap. 2. All signs of the color green is prohibited. In Lippe, green is a sign of courage and valiance which is rarely found in the country and reminds the people of worse times before the Lippean X2 Revolution. DON’T WEAR GREEN! I will find you! ;) 3. We will now be offering Lippean Jig classes! We want to honor this super kewl totally awesome dance tradition from the country of Lippe. Details coming soon. GET PUMPED. More fun updates on this super exciting event! The Lippeans are coming!! Lippe and Love, -Dean
