Tallest Red is the best

better than Purple because Purple is a total drama queen.

[thecoolesttallestever]

Oh smort I forgot how stupid the name "Resisty" was.

[thecoolesttallestever]

*open transmission*... Tallest Red. I heard about what you and Purple did to Invader Zim... I'm disappointed in you, Red. To think, you're the leader of the Irken Empire...*scoffs*.. and you pull such an immature move as to send Zim into exile, not even letting him be aware that his exile was going to slowly kill him. You're despicable...*scowls* I can't BELIEVE you're the same SMEET pod mate I grew up with. *end transmission*

Irk, You are so correct. No, I realise now- I should’ve let him stick around and burn down another empire right???? Plunge the place into darkness for years and years and years????? Huh????? Lmao?????? haha loser

Also for your fyi if he dies it’s his fault, a good invader would Simply Not Die ://///

[constant-state-of-affection-dea]

Kai: *catches all that* *scoffs* ExcUSE me? At least I don’t treat him like some kind of kriffing plague! And maybe you should get your facts checked, because - NEWSFLASH- everyone in our Pod was defective, including your dumb, dookie head! *laughs smugly* Oho! Bet you didn’t realize that, did you? The last time I was on the Massive, I went to the research departments in the labs and found out every juicy detail about our smeet pod- we were all nearly labeled as a defective group, but you- *scoffs* -you only barely got away with it because your defects made you more likeable to the Empire. Same as Tenn. Everyone else, like Purple, Zim, and I-we all had our range of defects. Purple has his emotional outbursts and is quick to violent tendencies, I have been hiding my empathic brain under the radar for decades, and Zim- *shakes her head* -If you even took the time of day to just look at what his records show, from his lek being damaged at hatching, to why exactly every event involving him happened. It wasn’t on accident. I mean, didn’t you stop and wonder as to WHY the control brains, as all-seeing and all-knowing as they are, would’ve allowed Zim to cause the destruction he did unless that’s exactly what they wanted him to do?

[thecoolesttallestever]

Slurps this like I wasn’t even paying attention to how Wrong you are

Sorry about your brain empathy or whatever, could NOT be me, but maybe get it checked out a bit more cos there’s cleeeaarrly something else there

[constant-state-of-affection-dea]

Kai: *growls* *flips Red off in Irken* And this is why I don’t talk to you. Despite being a Tallest, you still have the brain of a di'Kut. *sighs, dropping her hands* Whatever, Red- ignore me all you want, but it might be worth some of your time to look into the research your scientists have. You always were more the more logical one of the two of you idiots. Maybe you should use whatever braincells you actually do have maybe look into some shit for once instead of being an ignorant pawn.

[thecoolesttallestever]

. . .

[i n h a l e]

Ok.

Okay.

I am going to be reeeaassonable here and chalk this off as some sort of- I dunno- delusional [huge quotations] ""I'm bored and I need to be right"" situation.

But here's the thing, ex-Elite Kai-

You are Wrong. Everything you think is Wrong. Your stupid theory, your stupid insults, your stupid face- it's all W r o n g.

[ >:/ serious tone] So perhaps maybe you should keep your delusions in that small smorting head of yours and stay in your space-lane. I am letting this go once, but you know how talking against an Almighty Tallest can end up haha.

End. Of. Discussion.

[thecoolesttallestever]

*open transmission*... Tallest Red. I heard about what you and Purple did to Invader Zim... I'm disappointed in you, Red. To think, you're the leader of the Irken Empire...*scoffs*.. and you pull such an immature move as to send Zim into exile, not even letting him be aware that his exile was going to slowly kill him. You're despicable...*scowls* I can't BELIEVE you're the same SMEET pod mate I grew up with. *end transmission*

Irk, You are so correct. No, I realise now- I should’ve let him stick around and burn down another empire right???? Plunge the place into darkness for years and years and years????? Huh????? Lmao?????? haha loser

Also for your fyi if he dies it’s his fault, a good invader would Simply Not Die ://///

[constant-state-of-affection-dea]

Kai: *catches all that* *scoffs* ExcUSE me? At least I don’t treat him like some kind of kriffing plague! And maybe you should get your facts checked, because - NEWSFLASH- everyone in our Pod was defective, including your dumb, dookie head! *laughs smugly* Oho! Bet you didn’t realize that, did you? The last time I was on the Massive, I went to the research departments in the labs and found out every juicy detail about our smeet pod- we were all nearly labeled as a defective group, but you- *scoffs* -you only barely got away with it because your defects made you more likeable to the Empire. Same as Tenn. Everyone else, like Purple, Zim, and I-we all had our range of defects. Purple has his emotional outbursts and is quick to violent tendencies, I have been hiding my empathic brain under the radar for decades, and Zim- *shakes her head* -If you even took the time of day to just look at what his records show, from his lek being damaged at hatching, to why exactly every event involving him happened. It wasn’t on accident. I mean, didn’t you stop and wonder as to WHY the control brains, as all-seeing and all-knowing as they are, would’ve allowed Zim to cause the destruction he did unless that’s exactly what they wanted him to do?

[thecoolesttallestever]

Slurps this like I wasn't even paying attention to how Wrong you are

Sorry about your brain empathy or whatever, could NOT be me, but maybe get it checked out a bit more cos there's cleeeaarrly something else there

[thecoolesttallestever]

"My tallest what would you do if another irken took over earth before zim?"Serenity asked.

Huh?

Where?

"Earth"???

...Ohhhh.

Earth.

Yeah sure go ahead just like, make sure Zim doesn't call us about it or whatever lmao

[zimphobe]

MY TALLEST? YOU AREN'T SENDING ANOTHER IRKEN TO URTH, RIGHT?

[thecoolesttallestever]

maybe haha.

[thecoolesttallestever]

oh yeah, Purple died too

huh.

[thecoolesttallestever]

hey where's Bob, did he die or something

[thecoolesttallestever]

*open transmission*... Tallest Red. I heard about what you and Purple did to Invader Zim... I'm disappointed in you, Red. To think, you're the leader of the Irken Empire...*scoffs*.. and you pull such an immature move as to send Zim into exile, not even letting him be aware that his exile was going to slowly kill him. You're despicable...*scowls* I can't BELIEVE you're the same SMEET pod mate I grew up with. *end transmission*

Irk, You are so correct. No, I realise now- I should've let him stick around and burn down another empire right???? Plunge the place into darkness for years and years and years????? Huh????? Lmao?????? haha loser

Also for your fyi if he dies it's his fault, a good invader would Simply Not Die ://///

[thecoolesttallestever]

... Red. Wasn't expecting to see you anytime soon... *eyes narrow, one eye twitching in anger*

I just woke up what-

Can I help you?

[thecoolesttallestever]

My Tallests? Surely this waterproof and temperature proof Irken experiment has gone wary, should we just shut the operation down? -DEFINITELY a scientist (why wouldn’t it be a scientist haha????? Ha??? Hahahahhhhhhh?)

Eugh nerd talk, oookay-

Weeeee

Donnnn't

Caaaaarrree

Juuuuusst donnnn't blllow the place upppp

...Actually I care a little. Increase the experiment doo-dads ten fold or whatever, do it the same but harder

[thecoolesttallestever]

the air smells.......

weird

[thecoolesttallestever]

"My tallest what would you do if another irken took over earth before zim?"Serenity asked.

Huh?

Where?

"Earth"???

...Ohhhh.

Earth.

Yeah sure go ahead just like, make sure Zim doesn't call us about it or whatever lmao

[thecoolesttallestever]

Friendly reminder that:

The instant you think "oh smort, am I defective??"

probably means you are defective

uwu

[thecoolesttallestever]

I think Purple is mad at me... *sad squeaky noise*

We WERE trying to watch a movie about bone melters :///

[thecoolesttallestever]

My Tallest... I don't think I want to be a soldier anymore... a full time one, at least... augh... i sound stupid... when I get back to Irk, can I take a break from being a soldier and live my own life for a few cycles?

""Volunteered Reprogramming""?

I have NEVER heard of that before, that's weird, Mek. Why would you want to stop being a soldier to the empire anyway lmao???

[thecoolesttallestever]

The tee is brisk ooo

[thecoolesttallestever]

ay while u were napping a few other irkens and i split yr snacks amongst ourselves we thot u were dead lmao hope thats alright haha byeeeee

Lmao haha cool cool hey don't let the lasers hit you and burn your head off on the way out

[thecoolesttallestever]

Nobody said you were dead... it's just that you and Purple have been kinda quiet for a long time and kinda stranded... I was just worried

We've been working on getting Dunkedin Donuts- it's a process