killer tofu

liz | they/them | very gay and very jewish

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[pixelartpeach]

"Average canyon is full of arachnids" factoid actually just a statistical anomaly. Average canyon has a normal amount of arachnids. Spider Gorge-

[turtleduck-inc]

tumblr has like 5 jokes that just get recycled.

it’s very efficient that way.

[lynnnshooty]

average tumblr user only knows five jokes factoid actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg-

[beachsideufo]

stuck in a well but a little amused by it: hellpp lol hahaa heeeeeeeeeeeeelppp haha Help mee

[depsidase]

[fangs-4-fags]

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

[fangs-4-fags]

and yes, it is sexual

[piss-bong]

[lycrabeetles]

ouch! yikes! oof! ouch! ah! damn!

[albion-my-way-to-camelot]

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

[allthingseurope]

Stockholm City Hall, Sweden (by Fotonio)

[apolladay]

Whats the longest flight you've ever been on?

1-2 hours (same)

3-5 hours

6-8 hours

9-12 hours

13-16 hours

19+ hours

Never flown anywhere

Voting ended onSep 3, 2025

was watching a safiya nygård video and she talked abt looking haggard after a flight and it got me curious

longest flight has been 2 hours for me

[voltaspistol]

[onlinebeast]

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

[artpedia]

Caravaggio - The Martyrdom of St Matthew (detail),  1599-1600. Oil on canvas 

[dailycatsblog]

[verodoodles]

Me on my way to make bad financial decisions 🐛🛍️✨

[louisegluckpdf]

its cause you always slouching toward that damn bethlehem

[beardedmrbean]

[ho-ii]

The Pitt | 8 00 PM.