BatWing The Penguin

This blog has no focus or theme, it’s just my main blog. I post the funnies here sometimes. Undertale/Deltarune content is usually kept to my sideblog professor-undertale

[alex-just-vibing]

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

dont care

dont care

dont care

what the actual fuck

dont care

ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

don't care

the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

dont care

[alamogirl80]

Reblogging for the absolute brutal accuracy of this comment

[anachronic-cobra]

And then you're like "fuck it, I'll make my own" and once you've done that you toss it into the goodwill bin to be someone else's prada or container of human teeth

[mjrtaurus]

And sometimes you gotta go with the container of human teeth purely out of morbid curiosity.

[waterme-stories]

The container of human teeth is what I was looking for specifically. If you must know.

[manny-jacinto]

legend 🙌

[prokopetz]

I don't disagree that we need to get regular porn back on this site, but I think we often give the porn ban too much credit for making people horny for odd shit. I guarantee you people who want to fuck trains pre-date not only the Tumblr porn ban, but also the concept of social media, the existence of the Internet, and the advent of modern telecommunications.

[wizardshark]

people wanting to fuck trains pre-date trains

[prokopetz]

Hypothetical trainfuckers learning of the invention of the steam engine:

[geyfrog]

As far as my personal experience goes “men ain’t shit” is actively a counterproductive attitude to getting straight women out of unpleasant relationships. Like, if men ain’t shit, the implication is that (barring lesbianic conversion) any relationship she’ll be in will be shitty, and thus there’s not really a point in trying to do better, because the only other option is being single. And this exact attitude IME is very common in women in unhappy relationships. But it’s not true! Some men are good partners! It is possible for these women to find a fulfilling heterosexual relationship! And they need to believe that to give up on an unfulfilling one!

[geyfrog]

The mostly non-actionable “ugh, I hate men” supplants the very actionable “ugh, I hate Brad”. In this kind of situation, you gotta swallow your smugness about being a lesbian for a bit to give them hope that they can be happy while straight

[wordfather]

collecting these

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[wickedcriminal]

[lukasluke1]

An actual drawing of Autism Creature Futaba Sakura. Originally created on September 25th, 2023.

[hilacopter]

Peak fiction herself

[bashtongaymoore]

wow this is just the fucking autism convention over here

[hilacopter]

And over here is the ADHD convention

[pukicho]

I don't care what you identify as only because I care very much about you having the choice to choose for yourself

[trans-jesus-superstar]

hey thanks puky

[pukicho]

Holy shit Trans Jesus

[pukicho]

Cool Videao Game song I'm making in order to unify all races

[batwing-the-penguin]

This goes unimaginably hard

[pukicho]

Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

[datafags]

'Pookie-bear' is attested back to 1959, and 'Pookie' by itself at least as early as 2003, per Wiktionary

[pukicho]

I was born in 1997

[datafags]

You made your username when you were 5?

[pukicho]

If it means I win this argument, then yes

[arachnidsgrrip]

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

[teapartiez]

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

[homestuckhomestuckhomestuck]

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to make a glass of chocolate milk ans I accidentally poured the milk into an empty jug of laundry detergent.

[mentovhnessbruv]

大根

[one-time-i-dreamt]

?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

??????

[guerrillatech]

[luckycavy117]

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees

[pukicho]

Whenever I say some cool crazy shit the most normal guy on the planet goes “is he high?”

No I am not. The black mold may contribute to certain behaviors.

[pixel-pomme]

Ok J.K. Rowling

[pukicho]

The black mold contributes to brain fog and respiratory problems, being a transphobe comes from within. Do not blame the black mold for her behavior.

[batwing-the-penguin]

That’s not her, that’s the demon that replaced her when she got 1 billion dollars

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

[thefunnestclown]

Like the bird : )

[pukicho]

???

[batwing-the-penguin]

:)