Welcome to my Obsession of the Week

This is the crisis that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend

[illmeetyouforcoffee]

the difference between mychem fans and swifties is that when taylor swift announces something new, the swifties are excited. When mychem announces something new, we feel like they are hunting us for sport

[pvysygpvysivjc-deactivated20250]

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby it’s a baby. if she’s 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if she’s 39 weeks and calls it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was her baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

[fierceawakening]

This is pretty much the only take that makes any sense to me.

"It's just a lump of cells!" Doesn't matter, so am I and so are you. Abortion is morally acceptable not because of relative lumpiness but because of bodily autonomy.

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[setulose]

Oh my god. Why is the search a blog function in the meatball menu now. What

[sigynpenniman]

posts like this for updates I don’t have yet are like signs of disaster on the horizon

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[cannedcream]

And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.

[tsvrcm-deactivated20161229]

I love shit like this.

[department-of-fagriculture]

I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~

[depsidase]

[infectiouspiss]

hot dog in her bra and time card in her panties

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

I WANNA GO HOME

CLOWN IS MOUTHING I WANNA GO HOME INTO THE RED PHONE

[gemini-process]

wondering if you guys have picked up on the fact that there's a laugh track during cancer only if gerard refuses to read whatever promotional material the clerk gives him (seattle, la2, tonight) and no laugh track if he reads it (sf, la1)

[gerardexplain]

New rules from #MCRPhilly I've seen so far:

Rule 1: All members of the audience are to disregard rule form the following dates - 7/11, 7/27, 8/9, 8/22, 8/29, 9/7. Rule 2: Never abstain from an orderly line. Rule 4: Credentials 1062b are no longer valid, but credentials 1062 are valid again. Rule 6: If any one person in attendance is administered Rule 25, they may disregard Rule 1. Rule 7: Reading more than one has written is strictly forbidden. Rule 8: Any light contamination of produce by by industrial run-off is to be accepted: industrial contaminations are the nutrients of progress. Rule 9: Avoid all areas where neutrality is enforced. Rule 10: While partaking in community, corroboration is strictly forbidden. Rule 12: All displays of grief are subject to their proper inspections. Rule 13: All government behavioral-specialists are to follow incarceration sequences AT ALL TIMES. Rule 14: Adherence to all rules should be equal to or greater than one’s anticipated allotment of health and safety. Rule 16: Under no circumstances may members of a household allow their ceremonial wheat to touch the floor of their dwelling-space. Rule 17: All “jokes” must be cleared by the Ministry of Distractions. All violations of code will result in direct action from the Ministry of Operatic Retaliations.

[destroyamp3]

[bupp3t]

playing the first song you ever wrote for a sold out stadium in your home state after being gifted the keys to the city you grew up in and were so sure you’d never leave, someone fucking sedate me

[rocals]

I love that you can always visibly see ray holding himself back from hopping and spinning and grinning during the tbp set. stay strong sweet prince you're getting a good grade at playing games with gerard

[werewolfguts]

no matter how famous he got gerard never normalized washing his hair... and that's a true authentic king

[future-crab]

at least we have the clown strip tease/suicide bombing

[mag1cal-grrrl]

👹Just Sleep👹

[one-hit-boy-wonder]

So, we got Ray trying to stop the execution and seeming upset when it happens anyways, Frank who covers his ears when they are shot and then gives a golf clap, Mikey who stands at attention and then shakes his head and shrugs, and Gerard who very passionately yells at them to fire and then uses a mocking voice when thanking the audience for “participating in democracy.”

My theory is that each of them have different views on Draag. Mikey is the true believer who thinks they got what they deserved. Frank is actively blocking out the reality of what’s happening so he can keep enjoying the spectacle. Ray is the one still sees the horrors of what’s happening and wants it to end. And Gerard represents the people in charge who know what they’re doing is wrong yet do it anyways.

Or another possibility is that Mikey and Gerard know it’s wrong but have accepted the way things are. Mikey seems upset and disappointed but doesn’t try to stop the soldiers, just kind of numb to the atrocities, meanwhile Gerard is self aware and sarcastic yet actively encourages them.

[thecrisisthatneverends]

Coming from someone who grew up in an unstable household, all of these feel very reminiscent of the different way kids react/cope with living in an abusive household