C r o n c h @thecronch - Tumblr Blog

Really? You’re telling me my friend Machikanetannhauser, whose name was so long it had to be changed to Matikanetannhauser to fit the international horse registration name character limit, who has lived her entire life having a name that is 18 characters and 7 syllables long, that she would have a unique sense of naming things? I never would have guessed! How strange, I wonder what sort of factors might have led to Matikanetannhauser developing a unique naming sense?

alyssadrawing

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

flightyfinch

i think about this post at least once a week

sm2k99

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

nbarpf

One of my all-time favorites

lara-cherriinie

i love suselle

horce-divorce

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

mokithewizard

Me : oh yeah I’ll just make a quick lil shitpost it won’t take too long

Me 2 and a half hours later :

kind-of-human2

this came to me in a vision

tierrlist

has someone done this already

demilypyro

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off