Say that again.

Hello, there! ♥ I'm told I don't have the best personality, but that isn't true, is it? // I track the tag 'Crookedler' // M!A: none

[thecrookedonceler]

youre too cute that im gonna have to snuggle you, sorRY I dont make the rules, i just enforce 'em -inches closer with a pokemon blanket- cmere

Get your affection away from me.

[thecrookedonceler]

Ever thought of dyeing your hair~? Maybe... Something simple like pink o black strips or tips

Well my dear, that reminds me of a distant time (in a place that nobody really likes) known as.. eighth grade.

[thecrookedonceler]

Pssssssst!! Wanna come over sometime soon for snacks? You seem interesting~

That would be lovely! ♥ I hope you have animal crackers.

[thecrookedonceler]

[thecrookedonceler]

What's up CL, how's tricks??

I’ve been playing that one app as of late… ‘Kim K’? It’s rather fun, if you ask me.

[thecrookedonceler]

I have to do an interview about someone; can you be that person? OvO

I’d love to, dear! What would you like to know? ♥ I have plenty of wonderful information! And pictures.

[thecrookedonceler]

Cute is hardly a word to describe you, but you are good looking, fellow Once-ler :) nice to meet you, I'm called Face

Oh, my! Thank you, dear. ♥ I could say the same to you! It’s a pleasure to meet you.

[thecrookedonceler]

Your eyes are so pretty

Thank you, dear! Your eyes are lovely, also. ♥

[thecrookedonceler]

It’s been a rough week.

[thecrookedonceler]

"w-we should become friends!"

I don’t see why not ♥

[thecrookedonceler]

*looks at box*

[thecrookedonceler]

I sell plenty of items! The most popular item is, of course, the thneed!

[thecrookedonceler]

You seem like a good person! Why'd anyone say you had a bad personality? Maybe besides your temper you mentioned.

Don’t you know that makes an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’? ♥ Anyway, I’ll put the blame on business regarding my personality. I guess the world of money has corrupted me, but I don’t mind. ♥

[thecrookedonceler]

omg you'rE THE CUTEST THING EVER.

I suppose I’ve given you that impression, haven’t I?

[thecrookedonceler]

Cant imagine you having a temper. You seem like a sweetie pop.

[thecrookedonceler]

How's it going? ♥

[thecrookedonceler]

So may I ask why are you called crooked?

I’ve received plenty of ‘feedback’ regarding my personality, which means that I’ve been called quite a few names. ‘Crooked’ happens to be my favourite.

Although I’m pretty certain that my bad temper brought upon those names.