...

You should not be here. Perhaps you will be of use... later.

[corisanna]

That one fanfic of your fanfic has me wondering now how equally terrifying and hilarious it would be if Sakura was somehow offered the opportunity and chose to run around in a plush body like a mod soul. Just imagine, plushie Kyoko reining terror on the unsuspecting. I don't even know if that would be possible but just the image of it is perfect

My God

I suddenly have this mental image of her infiltrating a crane machine after winning something from it in a human body

waiting

waiting

being “won”

abandoning the plush if it’s a good household and repeating until she finds an asshole, whether the kid or abusive parents

and pulling something like the dolls did to Sid at the end of Toy Story in the midst of a grand heist

I’d read it

I’ve been quietly hoping that author is writing more in that AU ahahahahahaha

[thecrypticalg-man]

All the pieces, have been layed out. The... first phase iss al-most complete.

[thecrypticalg-man]

I would apologize for the.... trans-gress-ions that you will... have-to fAce. How-ever, that... would imply... that there were other-options. The truth of the... matter is that you hAve no choice, miss Scootaloo.  

It is here now. Even-if the climAx... is not. 

[thecrypticalg-man]

The fru-its of yOUr... labor are. Coming about Alrea-dy...

I expect only ... hmm MoRe good.... results. As for your... hour. It has finally arrived. BUT, I, well, did not. sAY That it would Be your... only... hour.

And, of course, Do. Not expect... to be. Saved.

[thecrypticalg-man]

How... prudent, of you, Scootaloo. To take the war to the war-lord.

But, the... battle... that you are seeking... is not nec-essarily the battle in which     your   victory is... guaranteed.

Remember, my dear, the importance of time. For time... is drawing close.

[thecrypticalg-man]

An excerpt from the incomplete EQUUS VERUM, written by the now deceased unicorn philosopher, Tuxedo Night, pen name “Rose Water”:

"…in the myths of old, regarding those who may or may not have came before us. The Humans.

"They were a species bound to change. A nature which made them masters of progress.

"But with progress came a OBSESSION. An obsession with Truth, which drove them to believe in this grand illusion that they could control their tiny world.

"Are we so different from them?

"Are we, who view nature as something that needs control, and view the self-sufficient Everfree as impossible, different from them?

"The myth of The Humans is a tale against arrogance; upon finally discoveringtruth they were punished for playing with the powers of the divine.

"We of equine-kind —of all life—, with our constant discovery of new magics rival mankind and their advancement of technology.

"Everything we know… alicorns that determine the day and night… the ‘magic of friendship’… is all of it a lie?

"We debate how something as abstract as truth could have destroyed those non-existent humans. But we do not debate how truth will destroy us.”

[thecrypticalg-man]

An excerpt from the incomplete EQUUS VERUM, written by the now deceased unicorn philosopher, Tuxedo Night, pen name "Rose Water":

"...in the myths of old, regarding those who may or may not have came before us. The Humans.

"They were a species bound to change. A nature which made them masters of progress.

"But with progress came a OBSESSION. An obsession with Truth, which drove them to believe in this grand illusion that they could control their tiny world.

"Are we so different from them?

"Are we, who view nature as something that needs control, and view the self-sufficient Everfree as impossible, different from them?

"The myth of The Humans is a tale against arrogance; upon finally discovering truth they were punished for playing with the powers of the divine.

"We of equine-kind --of all life--, with our constant discovery of new magics rival mankind and their advancement of technology.

"Everything we know... alicorns that determine the day and night... the 'magic of friendship'... is all of it a lie?

"We debate how something as abstract as truth could have destroyed those non-existent humans. But we do not debate how truth will destroy us"

[thecrypticalg-man]

It’s the dawn of…. the first day, Miss Scootaloo. And your… hour -I shall call it- is awaiting around the bend. I… trust… that you will be punctual.

[scootalootheadventurer]

What just… happened?

You turned the wrong page, Scootaloo. But you’re back now. You’re back.

[thecrypticalg-man]

Good girl

[scootalootheadventurer]

…

((Mod note: Holy guacamole! So many asks telling Scoots to not give up, I read all of these at least three times each, and they even gave me a tear or two, you guys are amazing, and Scoots is very lucky to have you as her support. Needless to say, this is not the end.))

[thecrypticalg-man]

It's time scootaloo.