gulp down that plastic, its the new milk

she/her 🥴 bisexual 🥵 cairo 📝 🤡♀️⚔️♂️

[thecureimcoldopensavdemo]

ik ur looking at this

[paramar]

new better call saul spin-off:  a demolition crew in albuquerque is destroying the ground of the old meth lab seeking the legendary heisenberg’s treasure. they find an old ornate coffin at the bottom of it, with the words ‘LALO’ engraved on it. noting that it’s locked from inside, they decide to open it as the sun is about to set…

[paramar]

we see a little kid in florida stealing a pie from a windowsill. a dramatic close-up reveals the legendary mcgill birthmark…

[casuallyodd]

[orteil42]

an extremely important skill to build up online is being able to tell when someone is quoting lyrics from a song you haven't heard, or perhaps lines from some kind of skit

[kushblazer666]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[sixthrock]

this is really one of the best images ever

[dudewheresmycock]

[that-house]

death to the surveillance state

[thecureimcoldopensavdemo]

the thing is that i lived every moment as of.ot was the last. i do not sit feeling nostalgiac for i knoe that i enjoyed that moment to the fullest. at its worst, and its best i lived it and appreciated it. i look towards my life hoping to continue enjoying every moment. this has gotten harder as i spent 33.3^3% of my life at work

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[dogpuppy]

[thecureimcoldopensavdemo]

that pornbot you blocked couldve been ur soulmate but u blocked them and theyre gone forever now

[thecureimcoldopensavdemo]

can i please find a autist that likes buildings i wpuld love to act as a bird making elaborate mc builds to impress them into mating

[thecureimcoldopensavdemo]

super charger going into the turbo, dry oil sump, dual camshaft and variable valve timing, 1000+ horses in my car im running out. spoiler on the front and back to keep my car on the road. im flying over here

[frisca-sercet]

[bannertanks]

[designobjectory]

Nessie beaker mug, 1968, by William John Clappison for Hornsea Pottery Co. Ltd.

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Game: AlterniaBound (Homestuck, 2010)

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