I Am Not Straight

Rylee | 20 | Gay

[toastbutteregg]

i can see the resemblance

[mugges]

[albertserra]

and what about it.

[dailylaughsforyou]

People Who Didn’t Realize They Were Talking to the Expert (x)

[infamous-hogwartsjaguar]

I love this so much. Happened to me once. When I worked at Walmart, some guy tried to get a refund on a plastic chair he bought 6 months before. But the policy was 3 months maximum. So I said no refund. He pushed a paper in my face telling me the law says we have to refund him. Points to me where its says this.

I was overfilled with joy. You see, at that time, I was a law student, learning all kinds of laws. And, irony, I just studied this exact law for a month prior to this. So I almost knew every articles by heart. The smile in my face when I explained to him how he was wrong and how this law doesn’t work for his stupid 20$ plastic chair.

[sunshine-tattoo]

nothing gives me more pleasure in this world than telling loud and angry white people that they are 100% wrong and that i have the receipts to back it up

[shittycryptids]

Slug that quickly slithers along the ground like a snake.

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

*rapid cycling through various social media apps* hmm i wonder why my life doesn’t fulfill me

[memewhore]

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[yohandere]

[cartooncoyote]

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

[goobus-deactivated20171001]

Finally, a good post

[demonius-darkblade]

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

[wellthatsjustgreat]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[avvrice]

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

[avvrice]

parents be like *annoyed sigh* you’re suicidal again? really?

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[kristina100000]

baby girl i would date you even if you turned into a worm under suspicious circumstances

[yehudah]

i think all high schoolers should cheat on tests who cares

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM