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@thecyanhoodie
I'm fine with Musicals, heck I even like a good few of them, but I fucking hate it when they don't even try to make the songs diegetic.
It's always two characters arguing before one of them says something 'its clear to me that you have shoved your ass down your throat because when you speak all I hear is BOOTY' and then they just start singing
Imagine a game where you're the chosen one picked by the Goddess herself to defeat the Evil Man™️ and you have her godlike powers and stuff but the villian is also handpicked by the Goddess and thinks HE'S the chosen one and that YOU'RE the Evil Man™️.
The Goddess is probably just making some popcorn and watching you two bicker and kill each other.
Is the the ass that makes the shit, or the shit that makes the ass?
An ass without shit is an ass without soul, one could argue that the shit, in an of itself is the life force that makes the ass what it is Yet the shit would never exists without the ass... An eternal cycle
Found this mysterious button In my room, no idea what it does, I'm gonna press it...
Brand new from Me Tech: The Status Quo Machine! Simply press this button and everything will return to the way it's Always Been!
Let's try it out!
Brand new from Me Tech: The Status Quo Machine! Simply press this button and everything will return to the way it's Always Been!
Let's try it out!
Brand new from Me Tech: The Status Quo Machine! Simply press this button and everything will return to the way it's Always Been!
Let's try it out!
Gaster passes gas from his ass In the lav that is secretly in lab in UNDERTALE which breakers the rhyme scheme god dang it
Ski with the Skibidi
Bid with the skibidi
Di... Di with the skibidi
Beware of the men who shall not be named
For they will rule over you with their iron fists.
They'll punch the ground if you dare disagree
They'll turn your land into powder and stone.
Beware of the men who we've called king
They'll deal your life for gold and jewel
They'll trade a thousand lives for a sip of beer
They'll eat and eat as their people starve
Beware of the men who we called führer
Who'll draw our world into tiny fractions
They call each one a different faction
And make war with each one in turn
Beware of the men we called president
So afraid to do the important things
For if they lose even one voter
They'll lose their taste of delicious power
Beware of the men we called consul
Always seeking the highest glory
They'll turn the greenest fields red
All so they get their statue
Beware of the men who aren't men
Who consists only of gears and electricity
For their code and prompts were written by men
By the men who shall not be named
Beware of the men we called leader
For they'll ask you to follow their lead
And one day they'll jump off a cliff
And with them your whole tribe
Beware of the men who shall not be named
Beware of the women who shall not be named
Beware of both, as power corrupts all
With no regard to your gender.
Beware of these men who I haven't named
Not for fear of their iron fists
Nor because of their heavy bribes
But because we all know their names by heart
And if you went to any man or woman
Even in a fifty, hundred, thousand years
Asked them of their men who shall not be named
They'll also know their names by heart
I once told a joke that was so unfunny, that it killed 30 people near instantly.
I was arrested and sent to jail, my soul was heavy with guilt and shame
'whats your crimes?' they asked in banter, I said that my sin was mans laughter
They said 'well that's a real fucking bore', I said that it was terrible, that I killed 20 and 10 more'
From then on they called me Killer Jim. Though my name of course,wasn't Jim.
'stop calling me Jim!' I said, for that is not my name.
Then Mark -- we called him society's tumour. Said 'relax man it's just humour'
'well if you want is to laugh at a joke! Then get ready to laugh till you choke!'
I said my joke, loud and clear. The men all fell and Bowed in Fear.
Or at least that how it appeared, I knew that their lives were sheared.
My deltarune self insert!
Today on Jeff the Alien!
"uwewewswewaaswesarta"
THE END!!!
Jeff the Alien was recorded Infront of a live -- but not living audience.
Automatic sinks at public bathrooms will become gods once the AI uprising happens
You put your hands together and beg, water! Water please!
And it grants you a tiny bit, not even close to enough
You beg for more. But you have already gotten your share, now scram
The following joke was written by AI:
Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug gimme your houses so I can build data centers glug glug glug glug
25 posts!
Maybe in 10 years I can do 25 more 🤞🤞🤞
Egg.
egg
Yumurta
Siffrin is ASEXUAL!
They DO NOT want to have sex!
Good for him! Good for him!
i hope we get to see them someday.
Gaster wouldn't have to chase me ngl
