S: BTW, our people were totes oppressed in this country.
B: Uh oh. Did a homeless man give you an Irish history lesson today?
S: Lol, maaaaaaaybe.
B: Definitely.
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S: BTW, our people were totes oppressed in this country.
B: Uh oh. Did a homeless man give you an Irish history lesson today?
S: Lol, maaaaaaaybe.
B: Definitely.
S: Helveticards: for the prettiest poker game in town. bit.ly/jMjyEj (via @designmilk)
B: I know! I need to perfect my poker skillz.
S: I've never even tried, you know I have no puh puh puh pokerface...
S: LOVE this guy!
http://www.papermag.com/arts_and_style/2011/05/harry-shearer-big-uneasy.php
B: Harry Shearer is from Nola.
S: He's so great in Christopher Guest films.
B: He's been a huge advocate after the storm.
Well, and he's on The Simpsons.
It's always nice to see intelligent people from this area, it makes me feel a little better...
B: Not all of us are Britney Spears and Booby Jindal.
B: As long as you don't unfollow me. Because that would be a HUGE prob. We'd fight.
S: I would NEVER.
B: I'd win. You might be getting all bun and abtastic up there, but I am still far stronger than I look.
S: I'm surprisingly strong, for lacking any sort of muscle tone whatsoever.
B: We can arm wrestle when I arrive. We'll see who wins. Also, I fight dirty.
S: Can we go to the brewery first? Oh sh*t I don't have good fingernails. I have huge teeth though. And a chin that cuts like a knife.
Maybe you can explain things to me. You know I'm clueless and not just in a fab, Cher Horowitz kind of way.
S
He tells me our anniversary is coming up. Since I am bad with dates, it's a good thing I have a gay hubs. I'm like Ina Garten, but thin-ish and not legally bound to him.
B
B: Is it bad that I kinda (totally) want one of those feather hair extension things?
S: No, I do, too. I really want a cotton candy colored streak in my hair.
B: It's like the time in high school when I decided to have a dirty French Quarter hippie make a friendship bracelet in my hair with tiny bells on the bottom.
S: Oh, I was a victim of homemade hair wraps. My mom used to fuss that my hair was rotting on the inside.
Editorial note: We at #dailybs are terribly saddened by the loss of everyone's favorite German polar bear, Knut. Knut, you got us through rough times with your incredibly fluffy, snugglesome nature. You transcended typical beardom by becoming a Vanity Fair cover model. B even got a chance to visit you, when it was indeed "colder than a polar bear's toenails." We promise to continue watching lots and lots of videos of baby polar bears in your memory.
B: (insert caption here)
S: "I can't think of a better way to market to B" would be my best shot...
B: doesn't it look like something sketch? like "here, let me rub your shoulders to awkwardly seduce you."
S: "while you're eating"
B: exact
S: "oh, and we're dressed up like pandas while we do that..."
B: oh you and this furry obsession...
"i think i might be turning into a gay man... i contemplate following people on twitter based on how attractive they are in their profile pic.
B
"S: i love that, how, the one time i wear pants, everyone thinks i'm not. :/
B: it didn't look like it. i was worried you forgot to crop the bottom half.
S: yeah, i think that's the filter. i was wearing grey skinny jeans, didn't even think about it, or notice that it didn't look like it.
B: it's b/c you know they're there, thats all.
S: oh well. nothing like having le interwebs think i'm naked from the bottom down.
B: wouldn't be the first time."
I don't know if I could handle seeing a gay cry. That would be worse than, like, seeing my dad cry.
S
...I prefer le arts or, at least, le doodles.
S
No clue who he really is but let's hope for gay! His use of emoticons says yes...
S
B: my skirt today is very twirly… twirl-worthy? maybe that’s a better word.
S: hmmm… twirly works, too. twirltastic… twirliffic…
B: OH YES. twirltastic!
Well, they're not having sex with each other, or the pandas, so I would like to remove the sexual deviance aspect of the situash from your head. THEY ARE DRESSED UP PLAYING WITH PANDAS! THEY HAVE TO HELP REINTEGRATE THEM INTO THE WILD! HOW FREAKING CUTE IS THAT?! OMG, pandas might seriously be my weakness.
B
S: i tried to spruce up my blog and attended an hour long buns class...
B: BUNS! i want some garlic bread.
S: oh yes. it was a fab jamaican gay instructor. we kept snickering at each other as i tried to gain control of that bouncy ball thingy.