The Daily Deadpan

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#Crimea

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define "irony"

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Craigslist Classic

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Iced Tea, at the Cake cafe, NOLA.

As the waiter brought out our breakfast sandwiches, he asked "Who had the Chalal bread? - Oh wait, probably him, he's Jewish."  And indeed, the waiter was correct.

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You know it's a bad sign when...

your date says "I think you're out of my league", and you can't help but automatically say "yeah, you're probably right".

your date cheats at Scrabble...

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Hell Date #3

"I usually date younger women, but recently I've had to lower my standards."

I replied,  "Wow, I have to write that down, one sec..."