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Where have the Deedles gone?

#the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off game #deedle responds #?#he is snoring

A Wild Deedle appears!

He's about to tell you to RISE N GRIND

it is important that you do.

#rise n grind #the daily deedle #the daily dedan #day 59 #off the game #off mortis ghost #mortis ghost off #dedan off #dedan #off dedan

#he is shy today #but he wants you to have this flower #and he's about to tell you to #rise n grind #get that dough #make THAT BREAD #day 58 #the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #dedan off #off mortis ghost #off the game #off game

we're just not gonna mention I've been dead for eons.

I was fighting the specters/j

#I'm not dead fuckers #rise n grind #get that dough #MAKE THAT BREAD #SMELL THE FUCKING FLOWERS #the daily deedle #the daily dedan #day 57

RISE N GRIND, WHEEZIES.

DO SOME LIGHT READING TODAY. DO SOMETHING RELAXING MAYBE!?

I AM DOING SOME LIGHT READING. IT IS A COOKBOOK. ABOUT CAKES.

ENJOY YOUR DAY. SMELL SOME FUCKING FLOWERS.

#rise n grind #the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #day 56

RISE N GRIND BITCHES.

DON'T KNOW THE HOLIDAY. DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN ASLEEP.

BUT TODAY. RISE. LET THE ANGER FUEL YOU. LET THE RAGE CONSUME YOU TO WORK!

#RISE N GRIND #LET THE HATE FUEL YOU #the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #day 55

Dad can we get McDonald's?

"I SUPPOSE. YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, THOUGH."

#he says this angrily #but he cares about his kids #and is willing to sit there and let them think about their order #the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #dedan responds

where deedle...

【Shhhh he's sleeping】

#he's asleep #and he snores LOUDLY #the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #dedan responds

#the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #rise n grind #day 54

[Sometimes Dedan gets anxious, too.]

[And that's okay.]

#the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #rise n grind #day 53

[At the vet]

[The troquantary has bitten several nurses]

#the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #rise n grind #day 52

[Loud weed-whacker noises]

#the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #rise n grind #day 51

Dedan stares, he asks what the kids want from McDonalds.

He drives through.

He orders a SINGLE. BLACK COFFEE. And leaves.

#the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #day 50

Road Trip Vibes

More specifically? Very Angry Dad in the car Vibes

#the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #rise n grind #day 49

thedailydeedle

"Dedan! I'm Hungry!"

"IN A FUCKING MINUTE."

[The intense urge to post this on my main is high]

weeklyenoch

When will we stop for food then! It's been over an hour! This is ridiculous. You know, if I was driving, I would've stopped...

thedailydeedle

I will hurt you.

DO. NOT.

MAKE ME TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND.

weeklyenoch

On the freeway? Ha! Doubtful. What are you going to do? Turn around in traffic? Risk the life of poor Japhet while you're at it? Im simply asking when we will stop for food. Risking our lives and Japhets over a pit stop is beyond extreme.

thedailydeedle

... You are lucky i prefer Japhet over you.

But if you complain about food one more time. WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL WE. ARE. THERE.

thedailydeedle

"Dedan! I'm Hungry!"

"IN A FUCKING MINUTE."

[The intense urge to post this on my main is high]

weeklyenoch

When will we stop for food then! It's been over an hour! This is ridiculous. You know, if I was driving, I would've stopped...

thedailydeedle

I will hurt you.

DO. NOT.

MAKE ME TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND.

"Dedan! I'm Hungry!"

"IN A FUCKING MINUTE."

[The intense urge to post this on my main is high]

#6 HOUR CAR DRIVE #AND ENOCH WONT SHUT UP #RISE N GRIND #the daily deedle #the daily dedan #dedan #off dedan #off mortis ghost #off #off game #japhet #enoch #off enoch #off japhet #day 48

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