Swim much these days?

//Independent rp blog for Damon Gant//

[thedamongant]

*touches butt and run*

?!

Son, you are either really brave or really naive to be sexually assaulting the Chief of Police.

[thedamongant]

detectivetyrellbadd reblogged your post: “Well well well I see the precinct's lone wolf”

“….Don’t ever call me Baddie again. And don’t ever call Faraday, Byrnie.” He snapped. Yes, he was his superior officer, but that didn’t stop him. Faraday was his prosecutor. He wanted to snap Gant’s neck. Though, he was sure he wanted him to have Badd assault him.

“I’ve got my case. I’m busy. Go give it to another lapdog.”  

(Oh, so he still bites huh...)

You never were one to fully comply with requests even if it benefited you, it’s only a fair warning I came to give. After all if we don’t keep up with the time you might as well get left behind, I mean aside that case I’ve heard you’re also watching over his kid... quite a messy situation. And a lot of time wasted that you could use on current cases. 

You are a good asset to our force detective Badd, I’m hoping you’re not letting this go over your head. Or you might end up like my old retired colleagues cursed by their own unresolved case. 

[catuoon]

Jailers :)

[aceattorneytimeline]

December 21, 2017 4:20 PM

Damon Gant opens up Evidence Room Sector Three along with Bruce Goodman to clear out evidence from closed cases. However, Bruce Goodman refuses to let the SL-9 case close, prompting Damon Grant to murder him in order to protect the fact that he was the murderer.

[thedamongant]

littlemilesedgeworth started following you

[Great, not only did he have to deal with all those Edgeworths cloning themselves like bugs now he has to deal with little cockroaches.]

And. What. Do. We. Have. Here?

A lost child?

[littlemilesedgeworth]

“A…little lost, yes sir…” [he looks remorseful, anyways.]

“Sorry….I don’t mean to intrude or anything…..”

[thedamongant]

[He could always send him to another to deal with him, but this situation actually sparked an idea...]

Hm... Well we are quite busy, but I think good old Gant could find some time in his schedule for little Worthy! 

Do you know where your parents are? Do you have a number we could reach them?

[thedamongant]

//Oopsie I forgot to turn on asks sorry!

[aceattorneytimeline]

December 21, 2017

Bruce Gooman’s autopsy report reports he dies between 4:00 PM and 5:30 PM.

[wiingeddetective]

(( 

OH MY GODD

GUYS…

SOMEONE DID A DAN;;;GANRONPA  VERSION OF THE SL-9 GANG!!!

[aceattorneytimeline]

February 21, 2017

Annual cleaning day at the Prosecutor’s Office. Bruce Goodman files a half-written Lost Item Report to the Chief about his missing ID card.

[thedamongant]

littlemilesedgeworth started following you

[Great, not only did he have to deal with all those Edgeworths cloning themselves like bugs now he has to deal with little cockroaches.]

And. What. Do. We. Have. Here?

A lost child?

[thedamongant]

*JAW’S THEME PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE*

[modusoperandi]

thedamongant:

[Oh, he didn’t like where she was going with this.]

And half of these policemen wouldn’t have been able to have their lunch if it wasn’t for this formidable Chief’s generosity and paycheck. But what can I say! I can be too generous for my own good sometimes!

[Of course, said payments were always repaid in full with interests or better alternatives such as disposing any kind of pesky evidence lying around…. Like Neil’s funeral being a great excuse to bring out the obnoxious instrument from the dead and celebrate.]

It seems I have helped the Skye sisters quite a bit as well, you seem to have hit your head somewhere…. perhaps you’re not remembering well? You certainly wound me.

I could always help, sometimes you just need to hit your head back again…. but a little harder, or so I’ve heard.

[She sighs.]

Threats never suited you.

You were far better at being generous, as you say, but a man like you has nothing to offer me. Or do you? Have you not lost all your wealth, your notoriety, your clout? Is there anyone left who owes you favors? I don’t feel indebted to you any more.

[It isn’t what she expected, seeing him again. She may not be telling the entire truth–for all her bravado, Damon Gant remains formidable, tall, bright, and sharp-eyed as he is–but she’ll hold her ground.]

I’m more afraid that I’ll have to hear that organ again, than I am for my head.

[thedamongant]

Lana... Lana, Lana, Lana.

[He only shook his head in disappointment.]

How did you think I have climbed my way up all this time? Do I seem like the lone wolf type to you? It's a pretty simple line of thinking to assume that I only have you to rely on... charming. However, this is why you would have never made it as a Chief Prosecutor on your own.

You’re right, empty threats never suited me, that’s why I would rather act on my words.

[Adjusting the fold on his gloves seemed more of an inconvenience than his little puppet throwing a tantrum.]  

I think I have seen your little sister running around the precinct quite a bit lately, she’s growing to be as passionate as you on the quest of justice. I would be careful, as much as we are the police force it is a locked den for criminals. I would hate to see her unsupervised if a criminal accidentally escaped around the precinct since... you know. 

[tempurastick]

Has this been done before, and if not… why not… it works creepily well. 

[aceattorneyjokes-deactivated202]

“I hear that Bruce just died.”

“I just Gant believe it. He was a good man.”

[thedamongant]

Here's a joke, why is my armor so lucky?

Because it got Neil’d!

Get it? Hoho!

That’s the kind of jokes you kids are into these days, right?

[detectivetyrellbadd]

Well well well I see the precinct's lone wolf

“…….Gant…..” 

[thedamongant]

Easy there old boy, I was just checking on my subordinates, that's what a Chief of Police do after all. Baddie? Badd? Oops you hated those nicknames didn't you? Hah!

[Gant actually wasn't really fond of the rugged detective. Badd was the type to do whatever he wanted regardless of which side he was on. He didn't want to do anything with an untamable mutt, ready to bite the hand that feeds him if he felt like it. But there was some information he could learn from him.]

....! Huh? Why the long face? Ah right, still looking for your partner's killer aren't you? You know it won't bring old Byrnie back, it's a shame but it's how life is...

So aside the sob stories, I was wondering if I could give you some more work. You've constantly been fixated on this one case lately you will barely have any reward this year, a waste of talent if you ask me!

[huanli]

Me, Myself and I.

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[swimminganyone]