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Which one fits your girl blorbo the best? (No nuance)
Bitch
Lover
Child
Mother
Sinner
Saint
Hell
Dream
For the uninitiated
listen autism is genetic so if you headcannon Liu Qingge as autistic there's a good chance Mingyan is too
yue qi and his baby
GUYS WE FUCKING WON
holy shit... WE WON
NEED THAT MAN PREGNANT POLL ~SEASON TWO~ WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT
It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!
In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)
In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)
... and in 1st place, with 3 wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -
YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!
I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.
STAY TUNED FOR OUR INSEMINATOR BONUS POLLS, WHERE WE SHALL SELECT THE MEN WHO GET THE HONOR OF BECOMING ZHANGMEN-SHIXIONG'S BABY DADDIES.
I'm sorry Bingjiu with Ning Yingying involved is so tasty to me idk why I just love women...
Wait I thought YQY was winning in the need that man pregnant polls, which bracket is he losing?
Currently his toughest match up is versus Gomez !!! 😭😭
He’s been quickly losing the lead over the past few hours by a noticeable margin
PIDW Liu Mingyan who only wears white. She’s grown serious over her long life, morose from regret of how her actions condemned her shijiemei to death. She is more stateswoman than any of her sister wives, feeling responsible to manage this new world well, trying to wash the blood from her hands. She used to write. She doesn’t anymore. The only things she reads are laws and aid requests. The only hint of color in her outfit is the bit of blue embroidery on her veil, made from one of her brother’s uniforms. She carries three swords now. Her own, as well as the reforged blades of her brother and her master. She never uses them. She rarely leaves the palace. Even so, she itches for their hilts when she sees her husband. If she thought for a moment she could win, she would cut that man’s head off, just the same as her own master’s head was severed. But he knows better than to let his gaurd down near her.
PIDW Sha Hualing dresses in “proper robes” now, as humans would call them. No longer is she a saintess, sent to bring glory to demon kind. Now she is a general. There’s a piece shaped like her on the war table, moved across countless maps. Silk scarves and bells are impractical. She has reason to protect her skin. Plates of leather and thick fabrics obscure her figure. She has an axe now, no longer so juvenile as to rely solely on her claws. She hates it. She hates all of it. She is so full of hate and frustration these days, but the constant war takes it all out of her. When she’s finally able to lie down, there’s nothing left.
PIDW Ning Yingying wears only the finest, heaviest silks. She leaves her rooms in no less than 10 kilograms of fabric and jewelry. Her hair is heavy with gold, her fingers clawed with gems, her breast clinking with jade. She keeps a fan in one hand— her collection now big enough to use two a day and never repeat one in a year. She does not do anything useful for her husband or the kingdom, and she rather prefers it that way. She masters every instrument, reads every text, sees every play, and hisses at anyone who dares to tell her to try harder. By now she must be the most knowledgeable scholar in the world, yet she will not lift a finger to help those below her. Why should she? She is a part of the problem after all. Her life is built on the suffering of millions, the deaths of billions. There is nothing she can do to change or stop this, so why try? She has accepted that she is now the lowliest of scum, and she is content to remain passive in the face of this fact. Why do anything else?
What I wanted to put but couldn't fit was, "JUST BECAUSE I LIKE BINGHE DOESN"T MEAN IM GAY! EVERYONE LIKES BINGHE!"
He's very cute, I quite like this little freak. He's wearing the Binghe fan shirt over his normal robes, if that wasn't clear
My own take on Sha Hualing, still a work in progress.
Shen Jiu actually doesn’t spend hours on a beauty routine, he spends hours eating fruit and candy while Yue Qi does the beauty routine steps for him. Xiao Jiu needn’t lift a finger. (Yes this does mean Ning Yingying— who is not supposed to know this is going on— is plotting ways to get her stepdad the sect leader to do her hair and makeup too)
some lesbian modern au!mushen ,,,,
LISTEN...
Bingge should fuck off with SY and we should focus on the harem for once...
Liu Mingyan's Book club -> Sex Parties -> Taking notes to take the publishing world by storm
Ning Yingying starting a sect? Making one dedicated to not being an asshole? Becoming the man she wishes her father was??
LPM and Sha Hualing fucking mauling eachother in sex that is neither safe nor sane- but definitely consensual? Yuri of their relationship becoming the craziest sex books?
Qiu Haiting getting to travel the world and learn and grow beyond her worldview?
IDK why we just focus on Binggeyuan these girls have a lot going on!
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 5
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Gomez]
"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"
"t4t Gorticia. That is all."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Starscream (Transformers)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Starscream]
"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."
"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."
"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."
"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."
"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."
Starscream propaganda from last season
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
Bingyuan Sleeping Beauty AU where Ning Yingying, Sha Hualing, and Liu Mingyan are the fairies. There's more to this but this is what I'm sharing.
okay so Binghe is the Maleficent figure in this one- with QiJiu as the parents of SY. The fairies are on Bingge's side (for various reasons).
Anyway they raise SY to be empress of the fairy realm- and QiJiu gets every other holiday custody.
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON 2* FINALE POLL 6
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Richard “Dick” Grayson (DC)
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Dick]
"Just look at him and tell me you don't want to get him preggo."
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."