TheDarkdandelion

I shitpost and stuff

[thedarkdandelion]

Me: *talking about my issues with relationships and feelings*

My friends: "You don't have to be in a relationship! You can just be happy on your own! :)"

Me, with my fearful avoidant ass: "Thank you uwu"

[thedarkdandelion]

Can someone who is in astrology tell me why this week (Jan 5th-11th 2026) is being extra shitty to me?

[n0va-pkt]

If this post gets 50k notes by the end of the year I'll buy myself and then wear a lovely princess dress

This is very notable because I Do Not wear dresses and usually actively avoid doing so due to being a nervous wreck

And for extra smugness I'm betting this wont get past 1k

[n0va-pkt]

It's been 2 months and we haven't even broken 6k

You're all terrible at this

[kitten-railgun]

[n0va-pkt]

Then haul ass!!! We're only 1/4 of the way there with less than 2 months left!!!!!!!!!!!

[posts-that-have-50000-in-spirit]

current note count: 12,600 (!!!)

[icannotgetoverbirds]

do it for the princess dress!!! get her ass!

[thedarkdandelion]

"Are you becoming gayer because you hyperfixate on another Chappel Roan song, or are you hyperfixating on another Chappel Roan song because you're becoming gayer?"

Or whatever that jjk quote was, I don't watch it

[thedarkdandelion]

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Bold of you to assume I'd still like them in my worm form.

[thedarkdandelion]

The bechdel test, but you just need to find a character from Naruto that never talked to or about him

[thedarkdandelion]

Yeah, sure, height difference besties are cool and all.

But have you considered, same height besties who continuesly argue who's taller?

[thedarkdandelion]

Tikki, tiddies off!

[thedarkdandelion]

[thedarkdandelion]

Tikki, tiddies off!

[thedarkdandelion]

I am really sad that Team Taka (minus Sasuke) didn't get cool new official blank period outfits like the other characters. Especially since most characters looked the best then. Especially the hair!

I deserve to be able to cosplay Karin in a cute different outfit!

We were robbed.

[thedarkdandelion]

Maturing is realising that the statements "girls don’t poop" and "hot girls have stomach issues" can and should coexist.

[thedarkdandelion]

Kishimoto may be terrible at writing women, but he's got middle schoolers down to a tee.

[fallenrain40]

im going to interpret every single love song as platonic now ty

[thedarkdandelion]

Maybe the One Piece is the moms we lost along the way

[valaaye]

MAKE YOUR MOVE, SUIGETSU!! SUIKARIN IS ANOTHER HOT SHIP LIKE SASUSAKU AND INOSAI. NOW’S THE FUCKING CHANCE

[thedarkdandelion]

I need someone to be the longing to my yearning

[cas-is-my-bestie]

I need the placement chart of Is he a babygirl?

Because I am trying to explain the whole concept of it to a friend

[thedarkdandelion]

I don't know if this applies, but I recently made this:

[thedarkdandelion]

If he is in fact babygirl, he fits in the alignment chart (just a theory tho)