As Much As Someone Like Me Can Love Anyone

Amy. 25. National park explorer, birb enthusiast, Phi Mu lady, fangirl shipper, lover of rock hard male abs. Fandoms inlcude: Galavant, OUAT, Free!, The Hobbit, LOTR, and many more.

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[fangirl383]

only REAL 90s chickens can reblog this beauty 

[thedarkdarkevilway]

old person: i need you to go to this place

me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem

old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left

me: the address

old person: you're gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there

me: the address

old person: that'll take you into the woods, you're gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see-- i trust you know how to identify elms

me: address

old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

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[theheartbreakseries-blog]

[mishacolins]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

For anyone that plays Minesweeper

[aw-snap-chrome-crashed]

This was in a book I got today and it’s honestly how I feel

[paperanomaly]

This literally me at my siblings at EVERY FAMILY FUNCTION

[jayywesst]

Y'all remember when summer was actually summer? No internships , no jobs, no classes. You just woke up with no responsibilities. Time flies.

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[zooophagous]

Thats a demon

[rynuki-shitposts]

@unexplained-events help

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

[thisiswhymomworries]

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)

me, a known gay: a what

[pepperandpals]

Motivational Mango

Hello, I am Mango, birb of the internet, and I have heard that you have a sad. 

Did you know that I am professional sad fighter? It’s true! Mango will show you the way. When you has a sad, you may feel like doing this: 

As you can see, Mango has been there too. But I can offer you some solutions. 

Sometimes it can help to talk to a friend. It can be hard to reach out, but sometimes expressing how you feel and commiserating makes you feel less alone. Hiding in hair is optional. 

You can talk to friends online if that makes you more comfortable. Computer is also good for viewing birbs. Good for combating a sad.  

If you’re having a rough time, it’s ok to take a break and enjoy a favorite activity. Don’t feel guilty! We can’t be 100% work 100% of the time. You’re allowed to have fun! 

You could get some rest, take a walk, or fix yourself a favorite snack! Sometimes you need to treat yo self. You deserve it because you’re awesome. So remember to be good to you. 

You just take that sad and you give it this look to let it know you mean business: 

You examine this sad and tell it that it has no power here. Give it a real good look with your birb eye and remember that you are worth more than any momentary despair this sad could bring. Here, Mango show you how: 

If all else fails, Mango will get real puffy at the sad for you to ward it off. Sad has no room when Mango is poof. 

But of course the best cure for a sad is looking at pictures of birbs. 

Hang in there, birb! You’re gonna make it. 

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Worlds of Possibilities

Villager loves shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!

This was fun to think about. What character/stage combination would you want to see? :)

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isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

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elephants

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camels

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extra blocked

[sinfulpercy]

donkeys

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ultra blocked

[uncertifiedhuman]

that dick

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… followed

[mmichaelscofield]

Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.

[blitany]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that someone photoshopped a photo of the Ball Pit™ from the DashCon fiasco into the mess that has been Fyre Festival and Cosmo magazine didn’t get the reference.

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[issabella]