Advanced Dark Gem Beast Master

[Independent Selective Jehu rp/ask blog.] [M!A Status: None] [I take no credit for the artwork used on this blog all credit goes to their rightful creator.] [Theme currently in permanent too tired to work mode.]

[recyclmeme]

Summoned to Another World Starters

From those who were summoned, to those who did the summoning, and the people in between. Great for cross overs or AUs! Feel free to adjust things as needed to fit your character’s voice. 

“Where… Am I?”

“And I dreaming?”

“This is a different world… Right?”

“Looks like I’m not in Kansas any more…”

“I don’t know where I am! One moment i was at ( location ) and then the next thing I know I’m here! What is going on?!”

“But what about my friends, my family my home?!”

“I want to go back! Send me home!”

“I’m not a hero.”

“This place has nothing to do with me.”

“Is that magic?! Real magic?!”

“Is this even edible…?”

“I don’t think you’re supposed to eat that.”

“I’ve never touched a weapon in my life!”

“I’m just an ordinary person…”

“Thank you! For you help that is… I’d be lost with out it.”

“Excuse me, can you tell me how far is it to ( city/country name )?”

“Wait… You mean there’s no cars? No planes? No trains?! No television?! How do you people live?!”

“It worked! It finally worked!”

“Please save us brave heroes!”

“Well… That wasn’t supposed to happen…”

“Welcome traveller to the world of ( name here )!”

“I’m sure you’re taken aback by your circumstances, but time is short here! We need your help!”

“We summoned you here using magic to save our race! Once you’ve defeated the Demon King you can return to your original world.”

“Your  home is here with us now.”

“If you’re not a hero then what are you!?”

“What do you mean you won’t help us?!”

“If my fault you’re here, so I’ll help you out until I can get you home.”

“I’ll do everything I can to get you back home, I promise!”

“We’ll teach you everything you need to know.”

“Are you alright?”

“You’re not from around here are you.”

“Your clothes are awfully odd…”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got your back.”

“Hmmmm, it seems like you hiding a pretty big secret but… That’s fine isn’t it? Everyone has things they don’t want to talk about.”

“how about this! You tell me about where you’re from, and I’ll teach you about living here. It’s a fair exchange right?”

“You’re from another world?!”

“Can you tell me what it’s like? Your homeland.”

“Here, use this to protect yourself.”

[thedarkguardian]

((Heh I appreciate your Compliment of finding my Questions amusing! You portray Jehu/Yubel really delightfully Amazing! Have a Nice & Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year if you read this possibly in 2019 :) ))

Oh wow, I have to say getting this message in December was wonderful. You are such a sweet anon whoever you are and I hope you had a good Christmas if you celebrate it and a good new year. I apologize for the super late reply I have been busy and stuff but I do hope the new year has been good for you.

Though I have no clue why you would think I portray Jehu good but thank you that was very sweet. It has been such a sweet message to see for me this year. 

Not sure I will be on much on this blog anymore but I will try so sorry if I disappear once again for months on end or a year.

[thedarkguardian]

Heh thanks for answering my Question about the Song, it's much appreciated! Keep doing your Thing as a Special Figure in this Universe Jehu/Yubel alright? :D -does the Too Sweet Hand Gesture towards Jehu/Yubel-

“I do not think a few people would like to hear you call me that, but nonetheless it is amusing you see me in that way though I suppose I should question you on it I don’t really care right now. Though to your questions I only really did it because I found them interesting, if they had been boring or well obviously uninteresting I would have not answered like so.”

At the hand gesture, Jehu could only raise an eyebrow in question the action lost to him but he let it go not really finding too much interest in asking.

[bowties-and-sweetdreams]

[dollmorgue]

[gvgvdans]

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog this if you’re alright with mutuals writing you / tagging you in random starters! 

[gentledarkness-king]

Date? ;pppp

Send me “Date?” and i’ll answer…

Who asks for it:

[x] Your muse asks mine

[ ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[ ] Platonic Date

[ ] Romantic Date

[x ] First Date

[ ] Double date with: ____ & ____

Location for the date:

[ ] Movies  • [ ] Romantic Comedy  • [ ] Adventure Movie  • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)  • [x ] Horror  • [ ] Drama  • [ ] Buddy Movie  • [ ] ___ (other options)

[ ] Restaurant  • [ ]x Expensive/High Class  • [ ] Small and familiar  • [ ] Fast Food

[ ] Nature • [ ] Beach • [ ] Park • [ ] Forest     • [ ] …and having a picnic

[ ] Visiting a Museum

[ ] Visiting an amusement park

[ x] Visiting a haunted location

[ ] Staying at home • [ ] Watching movies • [ ] Playing Video Games • [ ] Reading

[ ] ___ (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ] …holding hands

[ ] …a kiss

[ ] …in bed

[ ] …knowing each other better

[ ] …sleepover between friends

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[ ] ___ (other options) killing each other XD

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[ ] Yes.

[ ] No.

[thedarkguardian]

Hey Jehu/Yubel, do you think "The Vengeful One" by Disturbed fits pleasantly well to You? 😎

“What a random yet interesting question to ask me. Though I do not really care about music or listen much I do find this song intriguing. As for your question, I suppose to some the song is quite fitting indeed.”

[devotedecay]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

[kunnskat]

some days are for sass - meme

[ Source: (x) (x) ]

“A relationship is built for two. Obviously, you don’t know how to count.” “Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.” “And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?” ”Breaking news just in: you’re an asshole!” “Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.” “Did someone binge on bitch flakes this morning?” ”Do you ever get off Facebook long enough to live the life you keep bragging about?” ”Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.” ”Everyone has a right to an opinion, and I have a right not to listen to it.” ”Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.” “Everything’s better when you don’t give a shit.” “First of all, take a moment to realize who the fuck you’re talking to.” ”Go away, I’m too sober to deal with you.” ”Hey, I found your nose, it’s in my business again!” “Holding in all this sarcasm physically hurts.” ”How do I block you in real life?” ”I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.” ”I’m going to need you to turn down your psycho for just a bit.” ”I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.” “I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.” “I’m sorry. And by ‘sorry’, I mean get over it.”  “I’m sorry, did you say something? I’m afraid I automatically tune out bullshit.” ”I’m sorry, was it my job to fill your life with joy today?” ”I’m sorry I suck at empathizing with your first world problems.” ”I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.” “I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.” ”I call bullshit!” ”I can always count on you to relentlessly point out the negative.” “I can only please one person per day and today I chose me!” ”I did not mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.” ”I didn’t mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute.” ”I didn’t realize you were the expert on my life and how I should live it.” ”I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.” ”I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence. My bad.” “I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.” ”I finally got the last knife of the set you’ve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re-gift.” ”I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.” ”I have met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus!” ”I hope that bus you threw me under swerves and hits you on the sidewalk.” “I know, I know, I stood up for myself, I’m such a bitch.” ”I know money doesn’t grow on trees. That’s why I’m asking you.” ”I love hearing you show off.” ”I love the sound you make when you shut up.” ”I no longer do things that make me want to kill myself.” ”I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person!” ”I see you brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble.” ”I would like to apologize to anyone I haven’t offended. I am sure I will get to you shortly.” ”I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.” “If everywhere you go there’s a problem… Guess what?” ”If I were meant to be controlled I’d come with a remote.” “If you’re going to be two-faced, at least try to make one of them pretty.” ”If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s gonna be a while.” ”In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion. Nice try though.” ”Is there an app I can download to make you go away?” ”Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?” ”Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?” ”It’s called originality, you should try it sometime.” ”It’s impressive that you’re flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.” “No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.” “No need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time.” “No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.”  “Oh, are you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.” “Oh, I’m sorry, did my back ruin your knife?” ”Oh, I heard you. I just don’t care.” ”Oops, I forgot I only exist when you want something.” “Please be patient, I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.”  “Please cancel my subscription to your issues.”  ”Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.” ”Really, you know what that sounds like? Not my problem!” ”Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.” ”Rumors have taught me many a things about myself.” ”So what you’re saying is you don’t like me treating you the way you treat me. How interesting.” ”Some people find fault like there is a reward for it.” “Sometimes, even I’m surprised by the shit that comes out of this mouth.” ”Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.” ”Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.” ”Thanks for reminding me why I don’t feel guilty that I can’t stand you.” ”Thanks for trying so hard to be just like me. I wouldn’t want to be you, either.” ”Thanks for your complaint. I will file it right between ‘don’t give a flying f*ck’, and ‘sucks to be you’.” ”Thanks for your two cents, but your thoughts just aren’t worth a penny.” ”The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.” ”There is not a sponge in the world that can rival your self-absorption.” ”Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.” ”Unless you’re a pregnancy test, take your negativity elsewhere.” “Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.” ”Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.” ”Well, aren’t you just a shiny little hypocrite polished in bullshit!” ”What’s that? You heard a bunch of shit about me from someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!” ”What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.” ”What I like best about our relationship is how you’re no longer in it.” “WHAT part of NO don’t you understand?” “When I think about you, I touch myself. …And by that, I mean rub my temples, because you give me a fucking migraine.” ”When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help.” “Where’s your off button?” “While you’re talking about me behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.” ”Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?” ”Would you like some cheese with that whine?” ”Wow, I bet you even fart glitter.” ”Yes, of course I have time to listen to you complain about all the stupid shit I can neither help you with or do anything about.” ”You call it talking back. I call it explaining.” “You DO realize one day I’ll snap, right?” ”You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll pencil in some time to cry about it later.” “You have a right to your opinion and I have a right to ignore it.” ”You may die of constipation because you’re so full of shit!” “You reek of drama and a migraine, please get away from me.” ”You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.” ”You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.” ”You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.” “Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.“ ”Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor.”

[thedarkguardian]

relentlessadherence‌:

Weird. He almost seemed confused by the idea of arcade games. Maybe he was just being strange. He sure did attract that kind of person. At least he didn’t get any concerning vibes just yet.

“I don’t play multiplayer that often.” There was a small smirk. “But the high scores on all the machines have my player name. There’s no doubting that title belongs to me and me alone. IF anyone beats my sore I’ll just come right back and put my name back on top where it belongs.”

Hmph, who would even want to play games with others they would just way you down, least this kid got that a pity he could not remember much on these sort of games.

“So it is that easy for you to regain the title you very well lost. Surely it is not that easy otherwise you would not have lost it in the first place. Does even such a title benefit anything? It sounds rather pointless.”

[thedarkguardian]

gentledarkness-king‌:

  “Tsk. As long as you do not include me in your stupid things I do not care, you can kill whoever you want, just avoid splashing blood my armor or I’ll force you to clean it with your mouth.” Haou knew that he was joking with that tone so uncaring but man, if in any case one day Jehu would come up with something like that, at least he already knew the warning.

As soon as he finished speaking, Haou was silent, slightly annoyed and flushed by the last words of Jehu, since obviously he was right. He just crossed his arms and closed his eyes tilting his head a little.

“Ohhh? Kinky~ I never knew you were into that my king. I might have to test you on that threat!”

Watching Haou Jehu’s head tilted a bit as he eyed the king curious to know what he was thinking. Leaning forward a bit a grin growing as he realized how easy it was to jump on the other, “Heh! Oh, your majesty~ Is it wise for you to close your eyes around me, I might just take advantage of you~” He purred. A pointless threat but it was amusing to push the king's buttons.

[themostartisticbread]

@dragon-fkr humbly asked for a haou…but how could i draw a haou without a johan

[thedarkguardian]

@gentledarkness-king

Continuation from here:

The sound of the lovely guest stirring had Jehu glancing over his shoulder before he spun on his heel to give the king his undivided attention a quick bow was given as the king acknowledged his presence. Listening to the mad king Jehu merely offered up a cheshire grin before he slowly walked the short distance between the two. Humming as he enjoyed the sight before him the sight was oh so intriguing and he would love to marvel in it more if he was too busy helping the king out.

Leaning forward once he got close, “Aww, do not be so angry and here I have done you such a gracious thing. You are now prisoner to this little rebel camp. Is that not just grand! Such easy saps to believe anyone who is not demonic looking to be on their side it was disappointing actually just how it easy was, but hey if you quit acting like your going to kill me I’ll even do you another favor and release you from your bonds and you can go frolic in your madness and wipe out this camp.”

[horrificmemes]

Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Let's Play: This or That, give My Muse two scenarios and they'll pick which they would rather do. Can be anything.