ain't that just the way

thats me baebee

[thedarksknight]

@joxarnold @rollcan21 @believe-in-mycroft @eddyg125-blog @wbg390 @bloodboneandmuscle @adamblrrr @no-lava @liquideverybody41 @merlinsbread @erroboros @vulgarvulcan @knock-off-human @fionasnova @shadicamariehedgehog @wafflessama @venom-is-free @dreamxeyes @gender-snatched @plumsandpeaches @with-forward-motion @deadlycinnamonroll @blubellq @czarfleet @maisha133 @snorlaxatives @en-una-vida @inconsolable-flame @y-orozuya @number1prime @felesseta @albalion09 @ellztrash @roxas-rainstorm @kissingeve @pleasantskulduggery @scratchyquill @shittyconstellation @6-piece-chicken-mcfailure @gingerwithattitude @colorflash @poetic----nonsense @paytonwalker99 @dadak @bandana-dana @fgtmmmm @cerromoreno @dydyarts @alguienmediocre710 @spacestar69 

ok

[slatestarscratchpad]

The most important job in medicine is “person who answers the phone at the pharmacy after you’ve been on hold for five minutes, listens carefully as you explain your problem, then invariably says ‘You’ll have to speak to the pharmacist about that’ and puts you on hold for another five minutes, after which you have to repeat everything you just said to the pharmacist.” Without that person, our entire healthcare system would collapse.

[korrainasamisjacket]

X

[kaizykat]

Video Transcription:

Hi, it's me.

Men are ruining my life.

Let me explain: My roommate was getting to know this guy and was telling him stories about me.

Pretty early on, the roommate mentions my name, Jubilee.

And the guy goes "Oh, I get it!"

"Get what?" She asked.

And the guy says, "Oh, Jubilee. Because... Because they're an eX-man. Isn't that why they picked it?"

[spluttering]

That is a better joke than I have ever written in my life! About transition or about anything! And a cisgendered straight man wrote it!

How did I not come up with that first?! It's my name!

So, if I've stumbled across your page or you're following me, somehow you must like frauds!

[kittykatninja321]

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on

[autismsam]

“he’s just some guy” yes but he has excellent tits

[kafk-a]

Mary Ruefle

[flimflix]

It’s almost here…

[mxbutchtwink]

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

[ashestoashesjc]

It thinks for a moment. 

“No,” it says finally. “I am many.”

I’ve never been more turned on. 

[snorlaxatives]

i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors  

[hoshifromkpop]

[lelouch]

[guerrillatech]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

the crew of deep space 9 coming back home on the defiant from whatever traumatic event happened to them that week 

[maturina]

wanna see something that drives me up the walls insane

[maturina]

the creation..............of adam.............................

[wishbzne-deactivated20210526]

ocean vuong, ‘prayer for the newly damned’

[ID: “How quickly the blade becomes You.” end ID]

[catchymemes]

[juliedillon]

A selkie for #mermay :)