Straight For Pay

Kane, 28, they/him.

[discreet45]

[pansyfemme]

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[evilsoup]

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

[doubleca5t]

This is what Republicans sound like

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Or giving a monkey a shower

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[pwhldaily]

SARAH FILLIER Montreal Victoire vs. New York Sirens (January 18th, 2026)

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[kristina100000]

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

[dogpuppy]

[whats-a-bear]

Y'all this is NOT AI. Will you STOP with the random accusations. There are numerous free online AI image detectors that take seconds to use.

And if you don't trust that, a TinEye reverse image search shows that this image was first indexed in 2017, years before generative AI could produce images like this. And this also takes seconds to use.

[neomedievalist]

this will be the nuclear family in 2026

[jodiefosterwallace]

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[dweebshark]

Really glad I only buy games second hand now because what do you mean the game advertised as having two protagonists to play through doesn’t have that feature unlock until 10-12 hours into the game

[bonivers]

i’m always rooting for two girls to kiss that’s just what’s in my nature

[mecha-girlie]

me and my wife “block button” saw you from across the dash and we absolutely fucking hated your vibe. we never want to see you ever again. goodbye

[darthmual]

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[van1llaskys]

[depressioncreature]

👁️👄👁️

[yonglixx]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT🤭🤣