The boy next door

David Blackburn, 20, Human “You’re kind of incredible. And I feel really stupid for not noticing that before.”

[max-davenport]

What?

[thedavidblackburn]

It was more of a yes or no question.

[powerful-desires]

Perhaps. Why do you ask?

[thedavidblackburn]

Just trying to make conversation. But I can, um, stop, if you want.

[the-middle-redfern-deactivated2]

Every chance I get. You?

[thedavidblackburn]

Only after a long day and when I have nothing better to do. Which has been allot lately.

[maya--flores]

[thedavidblackburn]

I was gonna say I haven't seen you before. Are you new in town?

[hugh-davis-deactivated20160309]

[thedavidblackburn]

Well there goes my conversation starter. I could've complained about the shitty drinks here but I guess you wouldn't know.

[thedavidblackburn]

So, you come here often?

[elliedemireva]

[alessandravolterra]

Wow thanks so much but I think maybe you heard incorrectly. And if you were looking then I advise you not say another word on the matter. 

[thedavidblackburn]

Your welcome.

[alessandravolterra]

Right. Not what I thought I heard. 

[thedavidblackburn]

Well whatever you thought you heard was probably the sound of your jeans ripping. Like I said, might wanna get that jumper around your waist.

[alessandravolterra]

What did you say?

[thedavidblackburn]

I said that you might wanna wrap your jumper around your waist.

[karmanoica]

[kaidrache]

Do you seriously think that’s going to work?

[thedavidblackburn]

It's worked before. I mean, i've been using toothpaste since before I can remember.

[black-ice-quinn-deactivated2014]

"I’ve had years of practice."

[thedavidblackburn]

Oh I know; many, many years.

[black-ice-quinn-deactivated2014]

"I don’t think so."

[thedavidblackburn]

Well I guess I should've seen that response coming. You must have the world's highest tolerance to alcohol, Quinn.

[black-ice-quinn-deactivated2014]

[thedavidblackburn]

It's 9am, isn't it a little early for that?

[thedavidblackburn]

I cut it short.

[poppy--north-deactivated2014053]

No! It looks great to me!

[thedavidblackburn]

Thank god, at least that's one good decision made this week.

[thedavidblackburn]

I cut it short.

[rousseauhuntress-blog-blog]

Yes, it was.

[thedavidblackburn]

Shit.