Oi

weakness is not being able to finish yer buckfast

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Why does this have so many fucking notes??? I leave for an hour to watch a Dan Aykroyd movie and???

[scumbagsblog]

I need more context on why you had sex in a graveyard

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes

[setheverman]

when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

[gorunwithsissors]

[dennys]

Thank you for being my boyfriend and I'd go to date, will you cater our wedding?

we are so confused

[deactivated-blog]

[three-imaginary-chickens]

Robert Smith - Greenpeace Promo, MTV 1995

[xmorticiax]

+

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[sewerhawk]

The Crow by James O’Barr

[mooselane]

[mashakaa]

[zombeegrrrl]

rancid is love

[criquets]

[krijstman]

Vests and leather jackets love studs!

[adasdg-deactivated20170813]

[am-i-evil]

Ghost - “Absolution”

[curestuff]