The Deer is Here

will only ever use one middle name at a time extremely responsible have never damaged property that’s all you get unless you come back with a warrant so scram

[thedeerbug]

real friends violently kill creepy men with throwing stars

[thedeerbug]

don’t worry about that

[mythtakens]

drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

[kragehund-est]

mid-year resolutions:

gain 10 pounds

forget a language

spend more money on take-out

be less thoughtful

lose control of my finances

worsen my sleep schedule

etc.

[jessebloom]

some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

[fairycosmos]

honestly theres always been something really wrong with me but whatever

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[howelljenkins]

sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met

[thedeerbug]

touch the plants, it’s safe probably

[thedeerbug]

line up in order of highest to lowest defense stat for efficient execution

[thedeerbug]

fun time :)

[thedeerbug]

i was a witness

[thedeerbug]

what’s the point of hating strangers on the internet. hate someone you know. if you’re gonna put the effort into making someone’s life miserable it should be someone you got real fuckin dirt on. hate local.

[thedeerbug]

u would never guess what happens when u hit the power on switch when its already on

[thedeerbug]

i’ll eat ya idc

[thedeerbug]

had to get the damn harness

[thedeerbug]

I never lie