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[phantomrose96]

Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.

Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.

Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.

I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.

[phantomrose96]

I JUST REMEMBERED

BACCANO HAS A CHARACTER NAMED JACUZZI SPLOT

JACUZZI SPLOT

[phantomrose96]

There are 3 kinds of tags on this post

Code Geass fans saying “that’s fair”

HxH/Death Note/Fate/JoJo fans informing me of terrible horrible names that perfectly prove my point and also deal psychic damage with every new addition

Baccano fans who are absolutely ready to throw hands with me

[phantomrose96]

WH–

[chongoblog]

CHROLLOS ALT NAME IS THAT????

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[phantomrose96]

QUATTRO

W H A T

[diligentpsychopomp]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Look, I know I talk about Dragon Ball a lot lately, it’s just what I’ve been watching, but this seems like a perfect opportunity to mention that in the Manga and the Japanese language anime, Bulma’s name is Buruma, which translates to “bloomers”

Her parents are named “Dr. Brief” and “Bikini” and her sister’s name is “Tights”

Bulma is somehow the only one that got “mistranslated” quite strategically for the various English language versions.

[nico-nico-knee]

you’re not gonna talk about Trunks…?

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

I’m not gonna talk about Trunks.

[constant-diablerie]

forget your zodiac, tell me how the gävle goat was damaged in the year you were born

[scholar-hect]

Burned halfway into December.

[eksterllently-weird]

Gävle goat - Wikipedia

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Scarborough Faire by kayscreativecollection

[thischapstickaddict]

G- pass the message along

N- not logged

U- turn the message around at the end of the line

“We keep that name moving in the Overhead,” he said, and it seemed to Princess that the wind in the shutter arrays above her blew more forlornly, and the everlasting clicking of the shutters grew more urgent. “He’d never have wanted to go home. He was a real linesman. His name is in the code, in the wind, in the rigging, and the shutters. Haven’t you ever heard the saying ‘Man’s not dead while his name is still spoken’?”

[snailchimera]

Friendlytroll: I ain’t DM’d before, and at this point all I’m sure of is that you guys will probably try to adopt anything cute and not nailed down Friendlytroll: Or evil Friendlytroll: Or evil and cute

[friendlyfrankenstein]

IVE MET PLAYERS BEFORE

[thedemothesis]

To be fair, you’re one of ‘you guys‘ who adopts anything not nailed down.

[thedemothesis]

Well, nothing else worked out today, including my brain not imploding on itself, but at least I made halfway edible empanadas. From scratch. So that’s something. Gonna call it a win of a day as a middle finger to my depression.

[thedemothesis]

Don’t be like me kids

*is sick for weeks on end*

*feels slightly better for a day* Well, I guess I’m done being sick forever! Time to do everything I’ve been neglecting all in one day!

*is back to being sick the next day* how did this happen?!

[subject0mega-deactivated2017111]

Hey guy, I’m trying to put together a small fandub for a part of Awful Hospital, by Bogleech [please go read it if you haven’t already, it’s a great comic]! If you’re interested in trying out, the casting call can be found here! If you’re not, can you please spread this around, it would really help me out! Hopefully this turns out okay, I’ve been wanting to do this for quite some time! Thank you and good luck to anyone that wants to participate! 

[bogleech]

it is super neat that people get this into a thing I did!!

[friendlyfrankenstein]

Reblogging this for my own refference!

[friendlyfrankenstein]

WAAAHHHH!! THANK U DEMO

me and new friend pictured here, obsessing over the weight of lifes problems. 

[thedemothesis]

I’m required to point out I just mailed it with well wishes. Kate actually got the gifts for you. ^.^

[friendlyfrankenstein]

Fisticuffs, queensburry rules of something or another, fight me! :P

its possible im a very bad person

[thedemothesis]

It’s a possibility. :P

[thedemothesis]

Bit of a vent sketch showing a pair of NPC’s from the exalted game run by a friend and myself. Fist Which Holds No Mercy and her sister Contessa at events in their past which did a lot to define them. Fist having beaten her dragon blooded father in a single duel over reasons which haven’t been explored and Contessa bringing down a fire dragon after it destroyed her squadron and burnt her pretty badly.

[my-little-mod-blog]

[roachpatrol]

down with white corporations

[vastderp]

DOWN WITH THE PROTECTION OF CHILDREN

[snailchimera]

If I use Snail, I get freedom from vaccination of bronies. I guess you could say I’m against herd immunity? *ba-dum tish* (No but seriously vaccinate your kids, yourself, your dog, your cat, whatever, if it can be vaccinated vaccinate it. Small children and people with compromised immune systems do not deserve Brony-vector measles.)

[thedemothesis]

I get “Christians for White Wallstreet“ ... Soooooo I’m evidently a republican presidential candidate according to this?

[copperbadge]

GNU Terry Prachett

GNU Terry Pratchett

[akissthroughtheglass]

Deep South gothic

You take a seat at the restaurant. A waitress brings you a sweet tea. You don’t look at what’s floating in the sweet tea. You never look at what’s floating in the sweet tea. You take a sip and ignore the taste of copper.

An old woman sits on her porch. You don’t know her name. In fact, you cannot remember ever seeing her leave the porch. She calls you “darlin’” and you cannot resist her call. Southern hospitality is famous.

The children whisper curses, and all of them end in “bless their heart”.

You drive past a cotton field. The stark whiteness of it unnerves you. You aren’t sure if those are cotton bolls. They shiver in the wind and blink at your passing. You grip the steering wheel and don’t look again.

The mayor has been mayor since 1893. No one has run against him in five generations. Sometimes people mention opposition candidates, but you never remember their names. The things that float to the top of the retention pond are unrecognizable as human.

Taxpayers protest fiercely at the cost of filling potholes. Instead, they are patched. They are not patched with concrete. You can hear the squish of fluid every time your tires move over one.

There has always been a Baptist church on the corner of Main and Central. Who are you to insinuate that there has not always been a Baptist church on the corner of Main and Central? You see lights on in the old church at the corner of Main and Central late a night, and you do not speak of them to anyone.

There are no rich people in the tri-country area, but all of the poor people have the idea that the rich should not be taxed. 

Small children seems to disappear when people don’t lock their doors at night. But the neighborhood is too nice for locked doors. Southern hospitality is famous.

A family moves in from the North. The next day they all spontaneously combust on a trip to Kroger. “It’s not that hot,” someone says. “Yankees, I ask ya.”

[thedemothesis]

Well, this is one way to start the first day of spring.

[snailchimera]

HOW DOES GOING WARP 10 TURN YOU INTO A GECKO…THING?!

Demo, watching Voyager (via snailchimera)

No. That episode doesn’t exist. It was a fever dream.

[twin-city-ankh-and-morpork-deac]

Sir Terry Pratchett, 28 April 1948 – 12 March 2015

“DON’T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”  

Art by Paul Kidby