Good Morning Vietnam!

Hello! I'm Satan. AKA, The Devil. AKA, Lucifer. Call me what you will, I'm still him. The stuff of nightmares, the thing people fear in the dark. The main big villain since God said the words to create the Earth and you precious little cockroaches.

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[borkdork]

HELP ME PATRICK, I AM IN SERIOUS NEED OF CASH!!!

[catcherintheriah-deactivated201]

I need the mula for college

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[letmesayiloveyou-deactivated202]

[caswinechester-blog]

#the only reason crowley has made it to season 8 #is because he is the only being that has never underestimated the winchesters  

[thedevilakasatan]

witness-protection-with-wings started following thedevilakasatan

Gotta say; you had me fooled there, little brother.

[blueeyestrenchcoat-archive-blog]

  Sam is none of your business. 

[thedevilakasatan]

Oh, Cas. We both know it is.

Besides, it’s not like I want to know where he is. Only how he’s doin’. He got another girlfriend yet?

[blueeyestrenchcoat-archive-blog]

In a way.

He’s dating Gabriel now, last I heard. So he is protected.

[thedevilakasatan]

Is he now?

Oh... that'd be fun..

[thedevilakasatan]

You’re always disappointing, Sammy. I just tend not to be surprised by it anymore.

[thesaintxthesinner-deactivated2]

It’s Sam.

[thedevilakasatan]

I'm not here to stay Sam, considering I've got quite a bit to do.

But I can easily change that and annoy the heck outta you if you don't let me call you Sammy. Your choice, buster.

[thedevilakasatan]

hellsgatekeeper - themayhemcontinues - consultingspiderinwestwood

Well, well, well, already so popular. I’m flattered~

[consultingspiderinwestwood]

Don’t get used to it, sweetheart. I don’t flatter people. At least; I don’t make a habit of it.

[thedevilakasatan]

We'll see about that.

Who are you?

[thedevilakasatan]

thequeen-oftime - differentmemories - theamazingtonystark - mommyxdearest - heavenhound

“Aww… more people. — …and a dog. No, a Hell-hound  One that changed it’s life choices… cute.”

[differentmemories-blog]

Matty couldn’t decipher whether he should give a response or not about this. His face said it all, the all too curious nature of his, was more fascinated by the stranger. “That’s smith to you, who are you anyway.”

[thedevilakasatan]

“Satan.”

[differentmemories-blog]

He gave an even more excited look “Now this is a first, your usually elsewhere aren’t you? not that i got any complaining.”

[thedevilakasatan]

"Wow, I've gotta say, Smithy, you're the first cockroach not to not believe me or turn and run in the opposite direction. I'm impressed~"

[thedevilakasatan]

Oh, congratulations, brother. Too bad I couldn’t make it for the wedding.

And how’s Sammy?

[blueeyestrenchcoat-archive-blog]

Sam is none of your business. 

[thedevilakasatan]

Oh, Cas. We both know it is.

Besides, it's not like I want to know where he is. Only how he's doin'. He got another girlfriend yet?

[thedevilakasatan]

Oh, Sammy, you’re upsetting me…

Nah, I wasn’t holding up too much hope anyway. How’s Deano?

[thesaintxthesinner-deactivated2]

Glad I’m not disappointing.

Dean’s good. Alive.

[thedevilakasatan]

You're always disappointing, Sammy. I just tend not to be surprised by it anymore.

[thedevilakasatan]

“So, have you run away from your family, as well?” Loki was the sort of guy, who thought of Lucifer as any old monster, and nothing really special. So, pissing him off seemed like fun.

“Nah, that was just Gabriel. What I did was saw a cause, took it, and my brothers didn’t follow. I hardly think that’s running away.”

“And how about you, Loki? Gained your father’s attention yet, or are you still living in Thor’s shadow?”

[son-of-laufey-not-odin-deactiva]

Loki rolled his eyes when his plan backfired. “I’ve been staying away Asgard for awhile, and at the moment I don’t care about what they think.” He took a step closer to Lucifer, looking him in the eyes, smirking. 

[thedevilakasatan]

"Of course you don't."

"And what've you been doing on Earth, out of sheer curiosity?"

[thedevilakasatan]

princess-isabelleandrews started following you.

Great… another cockroach. What do you want?

[princess-isabelleandrews-blog]

“Oh, well, pardon me, sir. You walked into my shop, thank you, so lets refrain from acting like a dick.”

[thedevilakasatan]

"Feisty. I like that."

[thedevilakasatan]

“That’s a stupid question, Crowley, thought you’d put a bit more effort into it. Although, then again, I thought you’d be cleverer.”

[hellsxnapoleon]

The demon gritted his teeth. “You’re not getting the throne back, Lucifer. Just drop it. I’ve made Hell more efficient in three years than you have since it’s creation.”

[thedevilakasatan]

 "Oh, you do have a brain."

"Honey, I'm going to get Hell back whether you like it or not. Heard it was just a long queue... you're so boring. Tell me, who do you think demons are going to side with? A former cross-roads demon who deprives them of torturing souls that they despise  or the person they've looked up to since their creation? Might not've been organised but they damn well had fun."

[thedevilakasatan]

+negotiateslikeaproperpsychopath

“Found you~.”

[hellsxnapoleon]

“What do you want?”

[thedevilakasatan]

"That's a stupid question, Crowley, thought you'd put a bit more effort into it. Although, then again, I thought you'd be cleverer."

[thedevilakasatan]

+negotiateslikeaproperpsychopath

"Found you~."

[thedevilakasatan]

princess-isabelleandrews started following you.

Great... another cockroach. What do you want?

[thedevilakasatan]

+im-seventeen-the-doctor

Ah, you're the Doctor?

I'm Lucifer. Pleasure~