hetero/demi/queer

virgo • enfj • the arcana shitposting

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Valdemar: how much longer are we going to let them do that? The Devil: *rubbing the bridge of his nose* just... just give him a minute Y/N: *still pushing the gates of devil's realm that are clearly labeled Pull*

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Lucio: *opens mouth* Asra: shut up ugly.

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Asra: Julian, we're hungry! Nadia: Julian! What's for dinner? Portia: We're hungry, Julian! Julian, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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Lucio: I once quoted a line from a book of magic in front of Asra.

Lucio: No one will ever believe him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of magic.

Lucio: IT'S FUCKING DELIGHTFUL!

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MC: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Julian,*deadpan*: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus!

MC: Stop.

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Portia: What if I pour coffee on my cereal instead of milk?

Mazelinka, *taking the coffee pot as she walks by*: What if you don't?

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*ordering food*

Nadia: I'm gonna eat chicken breasts!

Lucio, *snickering*: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Portia, *deadpanning at Lucio*: Then maybe Nadia should order a larger dick on delivery for you.

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Julian: you're so clingy

Asra: you're in MY room, wearing MY shirt, in MY bed

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Lucio: I'm not useless!!!

Nadia: No you're not

Lucio, perking up: Really?

Nadia: I use you as a bad example all the time

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I love you 😭😭😭

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*M6 playing Would you rather*

Portia: Would you rather kill Lucio or-

Nadia: Kill Lucio

Lucio: ...she didn't even finish!

Nadia: I don't need to hear it

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MC: You spend so much damn time here in your hut! Why don’t you come socialize with the others more?

Muriel, sighing: I’m mostly here because I don’t feel like I fit in anywhere

MC: ...

MC, hugging him: What do you mean? You fit perfectly in my arms

Muriel, choking up: And you in mine

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Nadia: So, I remember you said your childhood was "satisfactory"?

Julian: You misheard me. It was "sadness factory".

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Muriel, *softly whispering*: Soft reminder that I'm thankful for you two everyday.

MC: LOUD REMINDER THAT WE WOULD HANG THE FUCKING STARS FOR YOU!!!

Muriel: ...

Asra: WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!