venus & neptune's love child

19. she/her. bi. taurus🌞/ pisces🌚/ virgo⬆/ Neptune and Venus dom. my only talent is understanding fall out boy songs. instagram: shelby_k_r

[veryfunnymemes]

[goosekuraleap-deactivated202102]

I see no difference in energy here

[disclosureday]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

[not-mary-sue]

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

[sovereigndramatica]

this is gross of course but I'm stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it's a human rights violation

[bax16]

I go to the dick room, I expect to see dicks. Else I go apeshit

[gahdamnpunk]

I luuuh this

[mieczyslawstilniski]

this is the best buzzfeed article i’ve ever read i literally teared up i just!!!

[tatterdemalionamberite]

Museum Cat is clearly, like… prestige class of Bookstore Cat

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

[faythinthemusic]

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

[savordance-lifesupport]

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

[apoeticmindset]

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

[ghoulvalentines-archive]

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

[osheamobile]

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

[shushtaouk]

gfjdgnfjgk this punk ass bitch really tried it and she fucking obliterated him Im screaming 

[learningtoacceptchange]

May we all take men’s pithy insulting words and turn them into a sword of flames.

[gennyescsecsemo]

[jewmanji]

goodbye

[fauxmoux]

The Giver, Lowis Lowry, 1993.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bgcgifs]

[heynicki]

today is the only day you can reblog this

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:

example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs

[mmilhouse]

obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”

[quirkett]

i just busted out laughing on public transit i hope you’re all proud of yourselves

[geyserlesbian-archive-deactivat]

Due to personal reasons I’ll be going feral

[stimman4000]

smth happened to a friend of mine that i have to describe in greentext form bc i feel like it’s the best medium for the story give me a minute

[stimman4000]

>be me

>gay

>recently out

>at my first pride

>having a good time

>someone throws a rainbow rubber ball into the crowd

>i catch it

>hear a girl behind me go “damn my dog’s gonna be so disappointed you caught that”

>turn around

>she’s holding a leash

>theres a guy with a dog collar and a puppy mask on the end of the leash

>he says “i really wanted that ball”

[redacted-metallum]

[memesandlaughs]

[memescomedy]