The Mechanic's Wife - The Princess' Mother

I'm a stay at home mom & wife and a full time college student. To strangers I am sweet and innocent - to people who know me I am a nice girl with a dark, twisted side. (which is what makes me so fun! 😄) Talk to me💬; I give good advice and I'm awesome at helping people procrastinate! 😛👍 ✉

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[vraimothra]

Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!”

It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t/ can’t and it eats away at me every day so I end up just staying home and say I’m sleeping or watching something”

[diegoandor-deactivated20171220]

Your name is James Buchanan Barnes.

[zmphotos-deactivated20200523]

shots fired

[lepreas-deactivated20140507]

rockets launched

[spncastdaily]

[shutthefuckupcakes]

Some of my favorite Ghostfacers lines

[mooseleys]

[thediary-ofa-twistedmind]

a dog: makes a dog sound

me: i know, i know. i understand. me too

[cutestuffco-blog-deactivated202]

This is the only photo shoot you will ever need to see.

[fuckyeahtattoos]

Eric Clark @ Solid Metal, MI, USA

💙

[aarteries-deactivated20160824]

[snakes-and-happy-thoughts]

Sometimes you just want someone to drive with and show them your favorite songs.

What movie is this?

[thediary-ofa-twistedmind]

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

[averagefairy]

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have a mental disorder, then god forbid you talk about it, you attention-seeking over-dramatizing romanticizing monster.

[mirperput]

this is the realest thing I’ve ever read

[asslord4000]

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

[cutestuffco-blog-deactivated202]

[hotwhiteguy]

guys someone did it

[violentbreedx-deactivated202108]

"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows" 

[spncastdaily]