manic pixie barbie girl

hi intrepid heroes

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[themaidenofwords]

Obsessed with Ally saying "There's only one Revelation-- the revelation of Jesus Christ." Then staring DIRECTLY into the camera like this

[nosnexus]

BOB's YOUR UNCLE!

City Council of Darkness episode 2

[theconcealedweapon]

[sighcomics]

what's the mood

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[burntblueberrywaffles]

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

[liberalsarecool]

DOGE is a scam. Paying hackers max salaries is a sick joke. Republicans are too humiliated to stand up to Elmo.

[biglawbear]

THEY'RE BEING PAID AT GS 15?!

It took me a law degree and seven years of federal service to get to 15 and that is ridiculously fast.

There are actually regulations about when and how you qualify for 15. Like, advanced degree, years experience, supervisory responsibilities.

Fuck these motherfuckers leeching off of taxpayer dollars

[radicalgraff]

"Accommodation for migrants and homeless, not tourists"

Anti-Airbnb sticker spotted in Dublin, Ireland

[saintfelina]

[hexenmond]

Image description: a tweet by divinelydaria.

saw an inspiring video that said you need to have 4 hobbies.

create, consume, cavort, commune

create: bring something to life consume: appreciate the art of another cavort: move your body daily commune: have a community to socialize with

end image description.

[lierdumoa]

I think you need hobbies that do all four things but the number of hobbies needed to cover all these needs may vary. Some hobbies pull double/triple duty. Some hobbies can cause repetitive stress injuries so it's good to have a few different ones that fulfill the same need so you can rotate to get the fulfillment without the carpal tunnel.

[leebrontide]

Tumblr really is aging.

This is true tho.

[underrmyumbrellaella]

this is the true gen z experience

[mass-exodus]

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

[vodkassassin]

man and you were only six hours old

[amvs]

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

[amvs]

[walkietalkiesaki]

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

[amvs]

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

[squareallworthy]

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

[amvs]

[guerrillatech]

[conarcoin]

[punishedsaints]

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush