Yeah, I too wish to do something more fun

this is where I, a victorian steampunk think-tank, will regale you with my funny musings, armchair philosophy, and random D&D ideas because my players would never use Tumblr.

[thedicebucket]

Soooo, anyone have an online personality for sale? I have 8 buttons, an expired scratch-off ticket I never cashed in and a recipe for serotonin.

[thedicebucket]

I have grown tired of all these stiff work titles we have like accountant, car salesman and assistant manager.

We should embrace more whimsical wording such as number slayer, wagon dealer and henchmen.

[thedicebucket]

A man is being sued in LEGO city due to unsafe building structures in the city.

"HEY!"

Build his defense yourself and make sure he gets of scott free.

(Terms and conditions may apply. Jail house, press conference and license to practice law sold separately)

[thedicebucket]

PSA to the men out there with a freaky partner:

When they ask you to 'see how many donuts they can stack on it' they are in fact just wanting an excuse to go out and get donuts.

[thedicebucket]

Tomorrow, tomorrow I will:

Make that phone call

Write on that book project I have

Make plans with those people I plan to hang with

Feel better than today

I swear, if tomorrow me doesn't do this, I will travel forward and give me a stern talking to

[thedicebucket]

Out of fear for myself, I did what I needed to.

[thedicebucket]

Tomorrow, tomorrow I will:

Make that phone call

Write on that book project I have

Make plans with those people I plan to hang with

Feel better than today

I swear, if tomorrow me doesn't do this, I will travel forward and give me a stern talking to

[thedicebucket]

So I've recently had the knowledge of the icon for the Chinese new year this year (2026 for the rest of the world) is Draco Malfoy. This is on the grounds of the sound of his name in Chinese, Ma Er Fu (马尔福), comes out to 'Fortune through the horse'.

This is all fine and dandy, but tell me why they chose the image from the first movie! Is the youth? The unbridled smugness? The overbearing assurance of superiority that will only facilitate a major downfall of ego in the coming school years? WHY???

[itsapmseymour]

I believe, in the year 2026, we as a society must embrace new terminology, and learn to grow and evolve as people.

Therefore, it is my firm stance, that “curly fries” is a dated term, and must be unfathomably replaced with

“Rotatoes”

[thedicebucket]

Personally, I hope 2026 brings us "curvy fries"

[thedicebucket]

Today, I douth ponder...

What is the most Tumblr show?

Steven Universe? Homestuck? Sherlock? MLP? Or any other other obscure yet oddly captivating show?

[thedicebucket]

I have to ask, is blorbo a unisex term or is it mostly a male presenting word? I find myself questioning calling women or girls blorbos. Any suggestions in chat?

[thedicebucket]

Starting to get into voice acting is weird. Yes, you can make silly voices but can you make great silly voices? Can you act but just with your throat?

[thedicebucket]

I'm gonna say this since no one else will; any media genre are just fantasy. Sci-fi? Future fantasy. Romance? Love fantasy. Horror? Scare fantasy. The only one I would exclude is documentary.

[thedicebucket]

If you're reading this right now, your mouth is a bit dry and you could use a glass of water right about now

[thedicebucket]

How does people like to start their D&D campaigns? You start in a tavern? An epic quote that echoes through the campaign? Truncated world lore that none of the players actually pays attention to?

Personally, I like to put forth a theme that follows the main thread and know that this might be picked up by the players.

[thedicebucket]

Petition to start 2026 by using slang like it's the early 2000's. Let's bring back 'rad', 'chill out', 'radical' and similar narly verbage.

[thedicebucket]

In my friend group, I am considered the one with the most cursed internet knowledge and the worst jokes and I wear that badge with honor.

I also curse my own existence for knowing way too much about HS, MLP, forbidden 18+ tags and barely having a reaction to 2010's most famous shock video.

[thedicebucket]

The devil's in the details and they speak the truth