Dumb Butts and Fireworks

Food Porn, Veganism, Marvel, Art and Hippy Dippy Happy Things :)

[ghost-in-the-corner]

Also, props to Allan???

He's a doll most people have never heard of. He got discontinued forever ago cause he was perceived as gay by consumers and they didn't like that.

But I love that he had an actual role in Barbie. He was very queer coded, yeah, but he didn't like when all the Kens turned to Patriarchy. He was so uncomfortable that he wanted to abandon Barbieland all together. He knew it was wrong.

And then he helped the Barbies get themselves back. He had a pink jumpsuit and sunglasses and went out all stealthy to get the Barbies in the van. He even voted at the end to keep the constitution the way it was.

Big Allan fan over here.

[emphasisonthehomo]

Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

[soradsauce]

[gingertomcat]

"oh fuck we might give the poors an advantage for once"

[theconcealedweapon]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[ohevoyev]

every time there’s a new season of a dogshit netflix show everyone tries to pressure you into watching it.. but remember. that is the devil. do not listen to his wickedness

[hedgehog-moss]

I’m replacing some old windows in my house and I wanted to take this opportunity to place the new ones lower, so I can see the pasture and animals from these rooms—because of the roof slope I can’t see much out of the current windows except the sky and the top of the trees. The carpenter was like OK sure, but then ended up placing the first window too high. I showed him (again) where I wanted it and he said “wow okay, I thought it was a misunderstanding. That’s an unusual position for a window.” It’s unusual for a window to be placed in such a way that I can look outside??

A ridiculously long debate followed ! For the record I’m 1m63, a very average height, and the bottom half of the window doesn’t open so it’s not like placing it low is dangerous for kids or anything. But both the carpenter and his assistant are quite a lot taller than me and they were weirdly offended by my choice of window height (and let’s not pretend it has nothing to do with the fact that they are men and most tall people are men) so they started negotiating like “if we place it a bit higher you can still see the pasture and taller people won’t have this middle part of the frame blocking our view, it’s a good compromise.” I’m like, but it’s my house. They said sure but we can find a height that works for everyone. I said, not really—the position that you think is too low is the highest you can place it without me having to go on tiptoes to have a nice view. “Take a few steps back—from this spot in the room you can see better” well then tall people can take a few steps back and sit in a nice chair to enjoy the view from my low window. When they insisted that this window placement with the glazing bar at eye level just wasn’t comfortable for people their height I said “But I don’t care about people your height” and they looked shocked.

It’s my house!!! why should I inconvenience myself? I told them if we put the window position up to a vote (which we won’t, because it’s my house) they would be outnumbered, since most women are closer to my height than theirs and then you can add children / young teens as well, so men are the minority. They looked intrigued and unconvinced by this concept. I mean at the end of the day they were going to put the windows wherever I wanted as long as it worked carpentry-wise, but they really wanted me to know that I wasn’t making the best choice (the best choice being the height that worked better for them than for me). I can’t believe I had to fight to have windows placed at eye level for me in my own house that I own. God.

[amateur]

Here’s the Ugly Sonic clip from Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers

[lux-astralis]

forget blorbo from my shows. look at blorbo from my house

[lux-astralis]

i just made something beautiful

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK…… WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn’t she a murderer in that case she’s in?

[smutav]

[liquid-geodes]

Bitch what the fuck-

[skaiandestiny]

That’s not even her real hair.

[skiplo-wave]

Same energy 

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[beatcroc]

absolutely love that people literally just explaining the things that happen in ace attorney is a world heritage post

[radiation]

gnome…

[fairycosmos]

shoutout to my fellow round faced girls existing in a cheekbone obsessed world

[psilocervidae]

shoutout to my fellow round faced boys existing in a cheekbone obsessed world

[lovetourmaline]

Shout-out to my fellow round faced enbies existing in a cheekbone obsessed world.

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[superheroesincolor]

At this point in 2020 I’m willing to try anything

[ottermatopoeia]

[wooteena]

hm

[daphneblakess]

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

[daphneblakess]

GUESS WHO GETS TO BE APOLLO'S CHOSEN PROPHET OF THE WEEK BABES

[i-am-dulaman]

I hate the whole concept of a negotiable salary it's just another form of wage theft like if a company is willing to pay up to 80k a year for a job but is only paying you 70k because you didn't negotiate a higher salary, they're literally saying they think your labor is worth 80k but they get to keep the extra 10k for themselves

[i-am-dulaman]

Reblogging myself cause I'm angry at this again but the solution isnt to ban salary negotiations but to make all salary data public, easily assecible, meet national standards, and free to workers