The Panzer

Full-time Anti-hero

[jstabug]

[santapau]

Now you know.

[yagithegoat]

Goat girl likes headbutting her boyfriend:)

[battle-crown]

[pawacelsus]

Shieldbreaker: snake bite arm what do

Plague doctor: elevate and apply pressure

Shieldbreaker, holding the snake in the air: apologize or else

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: I’m a hopeless bromantic,

Ling: high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

im so mad

[sushinfood]

this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

[triforce-princess]

[blueskittlesart]

it occurred to me today that zelda can see every stupid thing you do in botw

[lmaonade]

friday night feel like PS1 graphics solid snake swimming

[thedirepanzer]

I just had this dream, guys:

Class A gets a special 1 month international program where they get lessons from an American Pro Hero who is the anime version of Michael Scott (The Office): His hero name is Scarn and his quirk is knocking down people when he points at them with fingerguns and says BANG!

Also, Dwight is his sidekick, he's quirkless, but he's like fucking Batman and a very talented Pro Hero (He thinks his Quirk is being awesome).

Plot twist: UA actually hired Dwigth when they agreed on the international hero program, but Michael thinks he's the one who got the job. Dwight just rolled with it because he admires Michael so much. Deku actually knows Dwight cuz he is a real deal pro.

[b99network]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The face of a man who has taught his son too well.

[kyleehenke]

how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target

[amporazz]

to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

[iesika]

In the brutal unforgiving wilderness false positives cost nothing and false negatives are expensive. You’re better off being afraid of something that can’t hurt you than not afraid of something that can hurt you.

In a world where we mostly aren’t in danger, day to day, as long as we don’t play in traffic or jump off something, that’s no longer quite as adaptive.

We got our anxiety from a long, unbroken line of ancestors who were scared enough to survive, and pass on those genes! 

It helps me sometimes to think about that at night, when I can’t sleep because my heart is pounding over something like “what if my usually reliable alarm clock doesn’t work in the morning for some reason and I’m late for work and lose my job and everyone hates me.” There’s nothing wrong with me, I just have a lot of extra, unused run-from-tigers juice that my grandparents left me.

[littlethingwithfeathers]

“Unused run-from-tigers juice.”

I love that.

[ralfmaximus]

Our brains have been running Hunter/Gatherer 1.0 for 60,000 years without a software upgrade.

[bad-jujus]

w. when u make korok ocs for u and your bf,,,,,

[honehhboii]

Fenneko and Haida’s friendship is 10/10! Just awesome characters~

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that you can adopt dogs that failed government agency training for being too nice (x)

[animusrox]

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018) Spider-Man 3 (2007)