Eccentric is the nice way of putting it.

[everythingfox]

Snow lion

(via)

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[kabaks]

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

[worm-monger]

[deliriumcrow]

That depends entirely on the bakery, and the customer, in question.

[scurviesdisneyblog]

The Art of Mary Poppins • 1964

[cliopadra]

WEN YA BOI DENSER THAN A BAG A’ BRICKS

[kaarchin]

When you start opening up to people

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when you go to therapy

[wilwheaton]

https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/1154081822952706048

[art--woonz]

Incredible installation artwork by Ron Mueck

çim çit Instagram: @artwoonz

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is goregous and haunting and really well-assembled but also I desperately want those to be made of the stuff stress balls are so I can run down the corridor and fling my body at the wall of Soft Skulls, enveolping myself in the memento mori as Absoultely Nobody intended.

[kyraneko]

They look like they could be made from divinity candy or meringue or pascha or zefir or marshmallow of some kind … maybe even the softly crunchy Lucky Charms kind.

[cecilpedia]

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

Now you've done it, now they'll all storm the place out of pure spite

[ageofultron]

#actual children

[paper-mario-wiki]

oh my bad

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[valtsv]

this is literally what i look like when i’m reading one of those 20k word fics with the really long lowercase titles that are formatted (like this) and i finally reach the part where the characters both realise they’ve been mutually pining for each other the entire time

[raviposting]

Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.

Thor: *flying into battle with an axe* Hey everyone nice to meet ya by the way I’ve brought back Banner also meet my friends Rabbit and Tree I’ll introduce you to my space team and my friend throckmorton and my personal drunk hero later at the family dinner xoxoxo oh yeah also made up with loki watched him die but he could also be that random green snake right there, lost an eye gained an eye lost my hammer gained an axe also the rest of Asgard and I need to crash with one of you because *jean ralphio voice* tECHNICALLY I’M HOMELESSSSSSS

[stuck-y-together]

Marvel: We need a theme song for the winter soldier.

Marvel: Let’s distort Bucky’s scream when he’s falling and make it sound mechanical so people can feel more pain.

Listen here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJGh51wR7k

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

WHAT THE FUCK???

[thediscerningmagpie]

Well THATS horrifying and amazing