The Disorganisation

Here at The Disorganisation we strive to make a better place for those in states of major disorganisation, bringing them together, where the disorganisation flows freely between us. We live together as a community of disorganization, working to create a more disorganised future for the world and fighting against The Organisation, whose sick brand of Hyper-Organisation poses a threat to all our lifestyles and undermines the very values our society prides itself on. Or something. Mostly we just post lame puns. Check us out on Facebook (facebook.com/TheDisorganisation)

[thedisorg]

Everyone saying "Gentrifying pandan" but I'm not sure they're ready for what uncooked pandan leaves smell like...

[thedisorg]

Spotify AI DJ: Alriiight, now it's time to relax so let's slow it down a bit. Here comes a nice selection of chill vibes picked just for you...

> plays the most emotionally devastating song ever created

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

[bacony-cakes]

the first one they built... the mother fucker...

[curatedstupidity]

@some-cold-and-some-violence

[kesslersymbolic]

"I was flying along in my Hurricane, and visibility was poor, but all of a sudden the fog lifted, and I saw these fuckers coming up behind me. I dived on them and shot two of the fuckers down, then did a quick roll, but there was a little fucker right on my tail, and I had to ..."

At this point, the Headmistress intervenes. "Girls, Fokker was a manufacturer of aircraft, used by the Luftwaffe."

"Very true, ma'am!" says the RAF pilot. "But these fuckers were Messerschmidts."

[thedisorg]

Marilyn Manson covering Divinyls:

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you I suck myself

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[feybeasts]

I’m still thinking about that “is OSHA regulations Cop Behavior” post. Like. You know who thinks regulations are for losers? People who build submersibles out of logitech gamepads and rejected carbon fibre. People who trust starlink as their only surface lifeline.

Do you wanna be like the fine film on the floor of the Atlantic that was once a billionaire? Is that the hill you’re really gonna die on?

We have an expression in my field- “Regulations Are Written In Blood”

People don’t have fucking safety standards as a power trip, we have them because somewhere in the past, NOT having those regulations killed or maimed someone.

A lot of laws out there are bullshit- safety regulations sure as fuck aren’t. I have the literal scars to prove it.

[dreamlostdevourer]

Please please please remember that bosses and CEOs hate safety regulations.

Doing things safely cuts into their profits and lets workers survive long enough to learn.

If you're ever irritated at how long it takes to be safe?

Remember your bosses hate it twice as much!

Then be even safer.

Safety regulations are there because businesses see workers as expendable.

[polyamorousmisanthrope]

Safety regulations are there because businesses see workers as expendable.

[radiofreederry]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[depsidase]

[liefst]

felt an urgent need to share some toast appreciation

[geek-ramblings]

His apps and own website dunking on him all day is hilarious lol.

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[roryblank]

what the future holds

[depsidase]

[thedisorg]

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

[sufficientlylargen]

I can't reblog this without adding my favorite nature documentary:

[memewhore]