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"why dont humans have any cool features" we have boobs. be fucking grateful

Project Hail Mary but Ryland is short for Maryland, explaining a deep and powerful affinity for anything resembling a crab

nighthaunting

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

beesmygod

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

neutral-wizard

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

its-grape-juice-i-swear

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

#kinda fun to imagine just how many MRI machines there are currently and the fact that all the in use ones are on #just sitting there humming away to themselves #joyous

surprisemoose

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

Please share!

#avocado toast is still goated #but increasingly also bird watcher

steelydanyaoi

freak as fuck sign

#make peace signs at the camera or else it's a crime

lady-of-vitreous-sight

the thing is it's actually kinda awesome to be weirdly specced into really specific skills.

#most of the people i've known with very specific skills have been working on RF projects and just the way they talk about radio frequency #so weird and so like oh you understand how to manipulate radio waves with such intuition and depth that trying to explain it is impossible #and we mortals just have to accept this wizardry you're doing works clearly and demonstrably even if it makes no sense

magicfriend1000000000000000

being a man is really hard actually like you get super depressed all the time and you wish you could grow your hair long and put on girly clothes and have tits and sing alonng to songs with your girl frienxs and be a lesbian it sucks. so think before you speak hate next time

oneheadtoanother

bioluminescent-fungus

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

koholint

#it's this evening!

thegenderdruid

pineapple on pizza discourse is truly one of the most insufferable concepts the internet has ever come up with, maybe I'm biased because I really like pineapple on pizza but it's wild to me how many people are totally comfortable being extremely mean or rude about something completely harmless that they don't like or don't understand often without ever having tried it themselves

executivedysfunctionprincess

it's up there with the "gif" pronunciation discourse for us. both are built on an inherently reactionary belief that it is possible to determine a single, essential, "right" way to do thigs

flareonfloof

the faux disgust over light mode does this for me too

mothyonline

goodnight moon

#turn a gundam #sochie heim #ending that made me cry

prokopetz

Based on the present contents of my dash, this week's relationship goals are a snarky witch and/or disgraced medical doctor with alt-with-a-hint-of-goth fashion sense who's older than you by just enough to make her hooking up with you a little bit eyebrow-raising and regards making you take unlabelled drugs as a bonding activity.

prokopetz

(For the "okay, this one is so oddly specific it can't be vagueing a broad trend" crowd, joke's on you: I've got Fields of Mistria, Tactical Breach Wizards, and an inexplicable resurgence of Persona 5 thirstposting on my dash as we speak – though I'll grant the age gap in the last one is more than just a little bit eyebrow-raising!)