kessler symbolic

Astronautics Engineer by day. She/Her. Occasionally NSFW posting. Why yes I do use Linux, why do you ask?

[radio-jupotter]

"why dont humans have any cool features" we have boobs. be fucking grateful

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[transgenderer]

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[zeitghost]

[Talking to my princess faildaughter after I caught her making pathetic puppy eyes at the maid] Life isn't a swagophile post bitch. You’re getting married to a dude named Gunther

[stingchronicity]

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

[sapphling]

i do probably need to learn to react to "person with understanding of a subject so rudimentary as to be completely incapable of understanding your nuanced and researched point on it takes that misunderstanding to mean that you're incorrect and then semi condescendingly 'corrects' you by providing the elementary-school-curriculum version of it like it's new information to you" with something other than immediately vividly picturing biting all the flesh off their body

[colonthreedotexe]

explained pjackk to my brother and he showed me a video of a miniature horse waking up anesthesia patients by badly playing a toy piano

[colonthreedotexe]

cannot stress enough just how bad this horse was at playing piano. if i woke up from a surgery seeing this i would think i was stuck in a nightmare

[loveridden1999]

finally some real fucking journalism

[hal-monitor]

✨🏳️‍⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️‍⚧️✨

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[rockergiirl]

everytime i remember keir starmer i remember the really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad stock photo he was in that.

yeah.

[molly-mimi]

nothing bad is gonna happen, Sir Kid Starver isnt real

Sir Kid Starver:

[arueshalaetablebuildingsociety]

The children believe they are safe, unable to see the danger lurking around the corner. The Audience, however, sees the threat, and this is an example of Dramatic Irony. Kier Starmer sees the Audience, and his expression demands we keep quiet, an example of breaking the fourth wall.

[rancorous-manniquin]

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PART OF LIFE IS THAT YOU GET TO HIT PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE OVER THE HEAD WITH HAMMERS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[literallymechanical]

I love when a poster tries to convince people they know what they're talking about by presenting bare-minimum academic credentials and nothing else. It's giving nothing.

[nagi-kirima-style-cateran]

Like sure I get that bachelor’s degrees aren’t shit, but I’ve gotten published in pop science publications talking about fields that have nothing to do with my degree. I know a linguist who’s written several articles about physics, a physicist who’s written about biology, and a my grandmother worked in computer science with a degree in American studies.

Understanding most topics on a surface level or even a bit deeper is just reading and doing math.

[literallymechanical]

Least trustworthy pop science writer?

Linguist writing about physics

Physicist writing about biology

Voting ended onJul 18

[literallymechanical]

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf