wibbly wobbly and elementary

Jens, 16, Icelandic. Multifandom, Mostly Steven universe, Doctor Who, Gravity falls and Welcome to Night Vale

[akodoescrap-deactivated20211124]

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[sciencescribbler]

THIS IS SUCH A USEFUL LIST OMFG

[renicula]

[sunnysundown]

reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

[nirlanie]

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[plexsxntly-sweet-memories-deact]

^^^^

[cute--potato]

*cracks the earth in half from hitting the reblog button so hard*

[zaldritzosrose]

I’m honestly worried about people who don’t follow this…!

[prettyvintageafternoon]

There are some sickos out there…

[daddysfangirls-marvel]

If you a sicko you going to get kicko

And blocked

And reported

[spookynightfury]

great idea :DD rebloging, nope i’m not a predator

[favrivergays]

ha ha nope

[bubblechaotea-deactivated201909]

Proving that I’m not some 45 year old man

[tozier-club]

I’m a stupid teenage girl who said “dabba doo” to a lady that told me to have a nice day

[mikeandeddie-blog]

i’m a dumb teenager who just likes tv shows and movies, okay?

[waywardluvr]

the last two are me af

[parkerscupcake-deactivated20190]

me to people who say they aren’t pedophiles yet don’t reblog this:

[haiku-robot]

me to people who say they aren’t pedophiles yet don’t reblog this:

^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Help keep my meatbag slave alive. Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Beep-boop!

[juniperjelly]

i’m not an old wierd man creep. i am in fact a very tall 18 year old boy.

[laughinsohardsu-deactivated2019]

And I am an 18 year old tiny boy.

[auratusuniverse]

I’m almost 30 and not a creep

[ankle-beez]

I’m a tiny 18 year old boi and pedophiles can go step on Legos

[connversefangirl-blog]

I’m a 17 year old girl, and I’m a shipping trash

[retrogamingblog]

 THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING YOU CAN BUY

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[avocadosmitty]

My friends talking about movies/shows:

Me who hasn’t seen them yet:

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

I saw this tweet and really needed to share it.

[rus-califi]

A Star Wars Comic

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

I need a video or movie ASAP.

[his-shining-tears]

I bring yo snakk

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

this is the Snakk Cloud. reblog and you will get a snakk

[theshyreader]

DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!

Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!

[galacticonejos]

@izuochaweek Day 1: Firsts

First time introducing your girlfriend to your mom, even though she’s not your girlfriend…yet. Everyone is nervous, poor Izuku doesn’t bring many visits home.

Their reaction is a redraw of a panel in chapter 96 of the manga.

[outlawnem]

voice actors have nothing to do with ships

voice actors have nothing to do with ships

[nomidot]

Eclipsa's mewman husband looks so French. I half expect his laugh to sound like "hon hon hon"

when your husband is too extra for you