[durendoll]

joke: wearing a chastity cage because you like being in dick jail

woke: wearing a chastity cage for the armor bonus

bespoke: wearing a chastity cage but as a top and telling your sub they’ll have to find the key if they wanna get fucked

[femmetophobia]

I’m bringing this back again because its important that you picture an increasingly frustrated pet trying so hard to figure out where the key is, searching in cabinets, under furniture, begging for a riddle or a clue, a hint, anything, all the whole blushing while they’re being bullied and teased for being so desperate to unlock a cage that isn’t even on them.

Imagine the relief washing over their face when they finally get the key, unlock it, and then get thrown down and have their brains fucked out as a reward.

[berniesrevolution]

Welcome to the new economy.

[s-leary]

We’re not demanding unpaid overtime, we just hire people who are PASSIONATE about our WORK! We eat and breathe code! Our corporate motto is “Always be hustling.”

[unfuckyourhabitat]

It’s normal to feel overwhelmed and helpless when things are happening around you that are out of your control, whether it’s in the world at large or something a little closer to home. Remember, though, that you can exercise control over your immediate surroundings, and that taking a few minutes to get your personal environment a little bit in order can make you feel a lot better.

In other words, go wash some dishes, put some laundry away, or pick up that mess you’ve been ignoring. It’ll help, even if you can’t control much else right now.

[thedizziestninja]

Came across a job posting today whose requirements included typing 10000 words per minute. Uh...are you sure you're looking for human employees?

[lagonegirl]

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Boosting this as a useful tool for people in protecting themselves here <3

[rouge-fox-expanded]

signal boost!!

[horsenews]

A Republican State Representative from Arizona may have set an internet record; going from total obliviousness to full blown furry in under 24 hours. Kelly Townsend, a Representative for Arizona’s 16th District since 2013 became entangled in a twitter debate regarding socialism and public education (Arizona public school teachers have been striking recently), when a twitter user named @andreuswolf called her out for getting “logically destroyed by a furry”. In what may go down as the defining moment of her political career, Townsend decided to ask “please educate me as to what a furry is.”. The fun began immediately.

This request was immediately answered with a deluge of furry pornography, photos of fursuits, links to furry websites, and pictures of dildos, being tweeted to the elected official.

Her lack of understanding was only worsened by a followup tweet, in which she interpreted the response as a threat of some kind.

Dictionary.com attempted to join the fray by providing a real answer.

Eventually, after several hours of non-stop fur-posts, she seemed to understand the fetish world that she had just provoked, and instead of recoiling in terror (as one would expect an elected official to do), she seemed to embrace it (or, got a hip young social media person to take the reins). She asked for her own fursona (after making a shrekpost).

She stipulated that it must be a lioness.

She seemed to be enjoying herself.

Which, here is where the pony-world gets involved (the only reason we would post this on the Horse News site). A horsefan delivered in glorious full-color.

ChocoPony tweeted her new fursona to her, which she even offered to pay for.

The story doesn’t end there, as shortly after receiving her new furry artwork, it became the profile picture for her election campaign page on Facebook.

Not even lying.

Even gave credit for the art.

These are real things that happened.

[aphex93]

I truly dont think there is anything that cant happen in this world at this point.

[digitalswitchgamine]

I love this

[thedizziestninja]

Doing some spring cleaning and found this little cobweb spider! Index finger for comparison. 

[pervocracy]

Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!

Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*

[indigopebbles]

Also parents: *aggressively ignored all signs you’ve ever shown*

[liongoatsnake]

Also parents: *misinterpreted signs when younger and punished you for it*

[ptskeletond]

Mum: how dare you not tell me

Me: you saw it…

[writing-prompt-s]

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

[transgirl-link]

I am the American healthcare system

[writing-prompt-s]

Omg

[jay-berd]

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

[ellaenchanting]

Hypnotist Style

Hypnotist Style: Bad stream of consciousness slam poetry, stopping occasionally to say the word ”sleep”

Hypnotist Style: High speed train where I’m laying the tracks just seconds before I barrel ahead on them.

Hypnotist Style: The lucid dream I had once where things switch to other things so quickly that it’s easier to follow the feel and the tone than look for a cohesive narrative.

Hypnotist Style:

“Oh, that was clever! I’ll say it again!”

Hypnotist Style: Chaos magic

[fallinginward]

Hypnotist Style:

Oh that random shit had an effect on you? All part of my master plan.

Hypnotist Style:

I can tell this is a good induction because I’m in trance, too.

Hypnotist Style:

I don’t know where this is going but if I can keep talking in at a steady pace with a compelling tone of voice long enough in one giant run-on sentence it will become either a patter induction or a confusion induction or maybe you will just trance out because you can’t keep up with what I’m saying and you will just assume it’s something clever and hypnotic which is really the same thing as a real induction, right?

Hypnotist Style:

I don’t feel like doing a real induction, but if I dirty talk you enough, you’ll be too horny to know the difference.

Hypnotist Style:

Keep saying one really suggestive thing every few sentences until it works.

Hypnotist Style:

*eye contact intensifies*

Hypnotist Style:

This is the legendary Ellman-Clidesdale Higgs Boson induction. In three decades it has never failed to induce trance. What is it, you ask? Let me show you… *waves hands frantically like a lunatic*

Hypnotist Style:

Think back to a time a a more clever hypnotist entranced you… then do the thing.

(not even kidding, someone tried to do this to me once pfffd)

Hypnotist Style:

Now masturbate until you can’t think straight so I can make yummy suggestions.

Hypnotist Style:

Feel my aura aligning with your chakras. When they are perfectly in sync you will be completely in trance. *dings chime

Hypnotist Style:

*pets head slowly for a long time*

Switch Style:

Oh, I’m supposed to hypnotize YOU? I thought you were topping. @_@

[thedizziestninja]

There was a very cute jumping spider on my screen door yesterday, so here are some pictures! 

My favorite is the last one, where it turned towards me like "Ugh, paparazzi again? I know I'm beautiful, but come on, this is getting ridiculous."

[moons-moon]

Yall seein this shit ://

[lessonsintrance]

oh hey

Fuckin bingo

In like 8 different ways.

[poems-and-word]

[alphasubsnow]

Ann Frank changed my life. Seriously. I had some shitty experiences as a child. In 7th grade I read the above. Something in me solidified. I agreed and I became committed to this idea. I think it’s the reason I am okay today.

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

if there’s something that you’ve been wanting to do, something you’ve been wanting to start, whether it be dancing or drawing or crafting or a sport, whatever it is, try your best to not be afraid of looking or feeling silly; new hobbies tend to feel that way, because it’s out of our comfort zone, but it’s going to be okay – i hope you enjoy every moment of your new hobby, we’re all rooting for you

[thedizziestninja]

I stopped to smell the daffodils while walking in the graveyard this afternoon, and was startled by this little fellow (who was very chill, I'm the one who jumped back about three feet) 

[thedizziestninja]

Apparently Christina Aguilera made a Spanish version of this album?? Holy shit yes I will take Spanish language 90s pop music