Really.

[sunshinesteviee]

“Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby. We’ll just get through this. And then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”

— Chidi

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

[artpigeons]

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

[that-phat-chic-deactivated20200]

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

And I just got paid!

[iskwekan]

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed ,  naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy

[valtsv]

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

[valtsv]

[dexfiles]

sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

[howthegodschill]

moon: 🌙

me: ily

[emeralddnova-deactivated2024110]

I don't want a female love interest in the falcon and winter soldier show, but I do want Bucky to go on terrible dates and have no idea why they went so wrong

[rodrickheffeley]

Bucky, on a date: so one time I killed jfk

[later]

Sam: what happened?

Bucky: she didn't call back. I wonder why?

[transpeterafterdark]

[transpeterafterdark]

[hedgiwithapen]

Very Good Trope: Civillian is told “ stay in the car” while hero goes to confront villain. Hero gets in over head and all seems disaster. Civillian crashes car into villain. 

[unamedwatcher]

Me, watching: ohhohoho! But they stayed in the car! Yesss, this is very good!

[itchycoil]

when michael cera in juno says “ i know you weren’t bored that day. the blair witch project was on starz” the oscar was on lock 

[travalicious]

[rootbeergoddess]

Lizzo really is that bitch. God, I love this woman

[denisvileneuve]

my two moods

[flightpatterns]

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

[follow-championsofmyheart]

Peter B. Parker adopting Miles after one (1) day of knowing him is big Tony Stark Energy

[thetygre]

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

[fandomtrashkaye]

I identify with Crowley because I, too want people to perceive me as a badass without emotions who would murder someone without a second thought but I, too have way too many emotions and am an Anxious Wreck™️ 100% of the time

[cuppateadeer]

I identify with Aziraphale because I, too want people to perceive me as a kind hearted and good natured individual but I, too prefer comfort over most other things, am only selectively a good person and chronically stuck in my ways

[susiephone]

my favorite, oddly specific trope is when both the hero and the villain know each other’s secret identities and they wind up bumping into each other when they’re in civilian mode, but they can’t throw down (even though they both REALLY want to) because surprise! they have a mutual friend. so they’re just sitting across from each other at the dinner table awkwardly avoiding eye contact and desperately trying to dodge Oblivious Friend’s questions about what they did over the weekend because they can’t very well sit there and be like “oh yeah this weekend was fun, i went to the movies and then i threw a truck at this asshole’s head” or “not great, there was an issue at the bank and before i could make off with the money, THIS asshole threw a truck at my head”

[69420angrycrabs]

bonus points if their mutual friend mistakes their awkwardness for attraction and keeps trying to set them up

[gaylettucewoman]

more bonus points if it actually fucking WORKS