Watermelons Suck

Fruit snacks are my will to live

[sekaistudies]

I want to chill but I also want to learn 5 languages

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[jonroxton]

i can’t believe megamind destroyed mvrvel 7 years ago

[anerbananers]

i’m so glad we’re not sleeping on how brilliant this movie is anymore

[the-memedaddy]

[thecryptkeeper]

i opened my laptop and this was the last thing i drew last night

im going to go back in time and kick my own ass

[coco-chip]

The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:

[itsahockeyplay-deactivated20250]

the nsa agent watching me reblog fbi memes, so tired of not having his work recognized

[thingstoshowdan]

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

[lofispirit-blog]

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

[tharook]

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

[cyberdragoninfinity]

friend: i just thought of a new AU—

me:

[coldasiceuniverse]

@thedoodlebox heres ur gay worm with a fedora and googly eyes

[chellychuu]

why cant my life be like a magical girl anime

[bloodsbane]

STRAIGHT. UP. sometimes the only way to do art is to not give a shit

[tvheadfalls]

*sits up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat* would a lesbian robot literally be gay-coded

[twitblr]

Happy Annoy Squidward Day Everyone

[browsedankmemes]

[bang]

[coltre]

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Y'all talkin bout the Zootopia Pro Life comic but missing this masterpiece

[beyonceisstraight]

Op I’m on my way to kill you with my bare hands