Idle hands around the devil's throat

30 yr old doofus | Mother, help me, there's a head attached to my neck and I'm *in* it

[2colde]

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[anxietyproblem]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[heavensghost]

Words from Clarice Lispector in The Hour of the Star

[charl0ttan]

if you had to go through some kind of waiting period to make a post perhaps there would be less vitriol in the real physical world in addition to online

[free-my-mindd]

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[segamascott]

[great-and-small]

I can now attest that the Flamboyant Cuttlefish is aptly named 🕺 🕺 🕺

[targetedknowledge]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

the fuck were they using before

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[delmondo]

lowkey at the salad bar having a tongs moment