illusions of reality.

Deven Rao. Except no one refers to me by that name... except my mother. So just call me Dev. I think I'm meant to mention something about how life is amazing, etc— I'm not Bunny & if you try to talk my ear off, I will force-feed you celery. PS. Nidhi Kapoor is worse than me, she might try to make you eat her cooking. I'm the better half, obviously.

[thedrao]

anahita-talwar:

But D, a pregnancy magazine? I mean how–absurd is that. And delivered here. I can’t even–it’s got to be someone on set itself na? I’m just because if it were me, I’d need to see your reaction.

I don’t know what they were getting at when they subscribed me to the... thing. It’s not as though I would actually find this interesting. Children are adorable, but I am not becoming a father in the foreseeable future.

This is how I know it’s not you— you would ask too many questions to see if i received something.

[thedrao]

armaanvarma:

I appreciate the enthusiasm D, I really do.

And so you should, at least someone between the two of us is happy, right? I think the line is “Cheer up Charlie”. Why such a Debbie Downer?

[thedrao]

anahita-talwar:

Wait, I obviously didn’t read that properly. Are you serious?

You can stop laughing at any moment you know. I really don’t want to know how they got my work address— a subscription to a pregnancy magazine? I mean really, someone is going to pay for this lil’ stunt. I could have dealt with a gossip mag subscription, but this is...something else entirely. 

[ladyagarwals-blog]

presents || open starter

[thedrao]

ladyagarwals:

“Okay, but why? Like I signed everywhere I needed to. These bloody forms, like Miss Agarwal, don’t break your neck on stage; Miss Agarwal this and Miss Agarwal that. Ugh! Just hand them over.” 

Here you are Miss Agarwal. Perhaps you should take it up with the relevant person; I’m sure they’d explain why you’re signing more forms. However, not breaking your neck would definitely be something they’d want for you. Better safe than sorry I guess.

[thedrao]

armaanvarma:

I can’t believe I’m saying this – but I kind of miss the heat… I’m sick of the rain

Wow. That is quite a statement. At least there’s no outdoor scenes this week, correct? 

[thedrao]

arjun-rp:

Have you met Armaan? He’s probably basing it all on his own life…

Did I say that out loud?

You’re lucky I already put the beer down lest I snort it out; so we’re shooting his autobiography instead of a fictional story? I’m impressed yaar, wow.

...did you say what out loud? By the way, what’s your story? I’ve barely seen you around on set this past week.

[ladyagarwals-blog]

presents || open starter

[thedrao]

ladyagarwals:

“You got me a w h a t ?” 

Forms. Apparently you forgot to sign some of them. Present enough right?

[thedrao]

karanoberoii:

It makes for good TV, or something. All that blood, gore, violence– makes the movie more ‘off-beat’ than any other regular bollywood masala film.

Beat-up not off-beat. 

I have no idea how you got roped into this Karan, I mean, I thought you were finally going for something different than the standard boom, fight scene, song, boom, climax fight scene. 

[thedrao]

There has got to be some type of rule about the amount of car accidents shown in a movie. I’ve counted four in this brief already, what is going on?

[thedrao]

TEXT: Hello favourite brother of mine. TEXT: Are we still on for crashing at Sammy's for dinner tonight? TEXT: Let me know okay?

TEXT: Aren’t I your only brother? Hmph.

TEXT: Shit, I knew I was meant to be somewhere. I hope you’re already there or something. Otherwise I can pick you up on the way.

TEXT: Does the little one know we’re coming over?

[thedrao]

shreyamehrarp:

I can tell her??? You’re a brave, brave man. It’s something i’ll always admire about you.

I’ve seen him once. Poor baby is so stressed out I doubt he even has time to think.

Ever heard that saying, their bark is worse than their bite? I think I’ve only had to get stitches once when she was throwing books at my head— I kid, I’ve only gotten minor bruises. 

But thank you madam, I shall always remember this. ...Poor baby? Your best friend will give me an actual heart attack one day - he crashed his bike. Doesn’t look like he’s hurt himself too much, but all the same, Armaan is one accident prone child.

[thedrao]

nidhi-kapoor:

Hey, that’s not fair! 

You should know by now how much effort goes into creating masterpieces, so the budget should always match. This is why I love SLB. Most of the time.

Last I checked, I didn’t play fair. I can’t imagine what misconception you’ve been living under.

Madam, you’re a part of KJo’s favourites; just talk to him. Or make him sign a higher budget by holding something on ransom. You know he caves extremely quick like that. I’m sure you’ll find a way. Aren’t you meant to be your sister’s Blair Wal-something or other? If she can do it, there’s no doubt you can coerce them into whatever you want. 

[thedrao]

gauravraheja:

Well that’s definitely high praise, so thank you. Let’s just hope our director feels the same way.

No need Gaurav, you’ve always been a talented man. I doubt Armaan would feel any different, but alas, we shall have to wait for his input. 

It’s good to see you around, how have you been? 

[thedrao]

TEXT: I missed working out with you Yoda, I'm definitely going to be there TEXT: Aur vaise bhi, Aasna tried to get me to do pilates - wasn't for me

TEXT: Just when I thought we had moved on from that. I am not Yoda, and just for that, I’m not going easy on you either.

TEXT: ...you tried Pilates? Now this would have been a sight to see. How far did you get?

[thedrao]

anahita-talwar:

I was teasing you D, you’re not a needy person, my gosh.

Perfect, so then no more force feeding my celery right? Also I love that plan, except we don’t need to kick Kabir out, he’s family too na? 

Arre, nahi D, I just–there’s nothing to hide really. I’m sure it’s no surprise that I’m just apprehensive about signing the movie. That’s about it, promise.

Thank you for the reassurance madam. Much appreciated... although I wasn’t being serious myself. 

I, force-feed you? It could never happen... you’re Sunshine, not Bunny. You would see right through me in an instant. Arrey, he’s the in-law, just like madam Nidhi. But by all means, let’s make this a Brady Bunch gathering. And if you had a dollface boyfriend, I’d tell you to invite him as well. I mean, no need for me to spend time with my sisters just us, it’s okay. Sniff, sniff.

It’s still something sweetheart, and it’s not a small something. However I also know that you’re not the type to shy away either. You’re a consummate professional, and that will be enough to get you through the first few days. And you have people who are going to support you all the way regardless. I can understand the awkwardness, but you’re the only one holding you back anymore. 

[thedrao]

gauravraheja:

Oh I didn’t realize you were standing there. How’s this sounding so far?

I’m no musical maestro, but Raheja saab, you’re a genius. It’s coming along amazingly. 

[thedrao]

TEXT: Well uh-- I was out of town with the ADs for some work for the film TEXT: And then I crashed my bike so I've been camped out at the hospital TEXT: Just got back actually

TEXT: You know what, I’m not going to comment. Just as long as you’re not in a lot of pain, and can work. 

TEXT: Kid, I just... you really know how to give someone a heart attack. 

TEXT: I still expect to see you in on Friday for a morning session though.