Drew Yanez

|Hufflepuff|Pokémon Master| 25

[kaasiand]

know the difference

[galarfiend]

[filmgifs]

PONYO 2008, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[guerrillatech]

based shadow

[timeclonemike]

[lastvalyrian]

"I got owned today. And yes, I get owned constantly"

[corsolanite]

Official Artwork for the Hisuian forms of Decidueye, Typhlosion, and Samurott in Pokémon Legends: Arceus

[poketcg-art]

Alolan Sandshrew – ryoma uratsuka

[neonpigeons]

everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

[the-second-sanctuary]

It's their day :)

[trustyalt]

Legends; Game of creatures

Which little guy will you choose

[pokemon-personalities]

i’ve never seen anyone shred like this before!!!

[toastbutteregg]

[hirespokemon]

another 2003 illustration by the legend Emiko Yoshino 吉野恵美子, from the book "ポケモン えいごであそぶモン!", an English course for Japanese kids. This one is about feelings, apparently, Jigglypuff's feelings were so complex they weren't able to label them.

[arr-jim-lad]

jessie from pokemon is such an upsetting character bc her life has been a failure since the very beginning

she is a broken person

unlike for james, who could quit at any time and return to a comfortable life, for jessie, team rocket is everything she has.

she lived in poverty, with a mother who was a criminal, and they were so poor they ate snow

her mother disappeared, looking for mew. there was never a mention of jessie having a father

she wanted to be an actress, and decided to take that route instead of going with a boy she loved, but she ended up losing both as her audition didn’t go through

she wanted to be a nurse, but failed

and now she keeps failing trying to catch that god damned pikachu

as much as i like dawn i almost want jessie to win all the ribbons because she fucking deserves to be happy and she deserves those victories and she deserves a friend like james

*wipes a tear* u go girl

[musashi]

this post is good except for one tiny detail, and that’s that james cannot just “quit at any time and return to a comfortable life”

james’ family has riches and luxury, yes, but his parents are neglectful & uncaring and have engaged him to an abuser. they refuse to let him live in the lap of luxury unless he marries her and spends his whole life miserable.

everything about jessie and james is, from where i’m standing, intended to be opposite. james is a soft-spoken boy from a family that knows wealth but not love. jessie is a headstrong and outspoken girl from a family that knows love but is dirt poor.

the thing they have in common is that neither of them found happiness until they found each other (and meowth, of course) i know this post is about jessie, and trust me–she fucking deserves it–but you can praise her like the queen she is without making it sound like her partner has it easy. neither of them could live the lives that were handed to them with a smile on their face, and they’re both amazingly strong people for continuing to work hard every day, even if it is as antagonists.

[nagito-komaedead]

I cant believe there is finally an analysis on team rocket im so proud 

[deadpan-snarkeet]

Can we just get rid of Ash and have a Team Rocket anime tbh

[thedrewyanez]

As a kid I always wanted a game where you could actually play as a member of Team Rocket. Specifically one where I get to interact with Jessie, James, and Meowth.

[butt-berry]

Does anyone remember that pokemon episode where an unexplained giant Magikarp almost lands on and kills Ash, only for a swole and tanned Nurse Joy to show up, force feed it a whole bottle of opiates, and then effortlessly overhead-press the one-ton fish before throwing it into the ocean, all in the space of about 30 seconds

[butt-berry]

[feynites]

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

[corseque]

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

[meowren-deactivated20190915]

Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

how does golbat close its mouth?????

[kanto-jhoto]

Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.  

It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.

[lookskindadeadinside]

“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

[dsalkflasdfkm-deactivated201803]

[iguanamouth]

hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs

dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera

[sciaphobe]

samoyeds are really just stage-3 evolutions of pomeranians.

Unevolved pomeranian

American eskimos are the awkward stage 2 evolution

Final evolution is samoyed. Ancient legendary pokemon.

[chloros1s]

Great Pyrenees- Mega Evolution