time travels some fucking bullshit btw

dave, 26, sick of this shit

[homeboygirl]

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

[benjaminbadger]

The funniest thing I have read tonight

[nocturnal-stims]

Weeping monster pots

👁 Eamonquigs on IG

[will-ruadh]

[gaygay--astronaut]

In case you were wondering the Swedish opinion on Gävlebocken:

This is a store in Gävle selling christmas bucks and matches right next to one another

[gaygay--astronaut]

Okay which one of y’all had this queued for today bc my phone is blowing up

[honey-bell-aint-well]

Wow, it's blowing up? I hope flames aren't involved.

[hammerspree-deactivated20250507]

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

[dunmertitty]

[byjove]

I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.

[byjove]

They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.

[junkdrawertales]

ratsnake perfec t for domestication put rat snake in House good friend to human very Companion and Friend have good time with ratsnake in house. Put Ratsnake In House. No problems ever ratsnake in house because ratsnake perfect size give Help and Support to human. A ratsnake perfect pet for human can trust ratsnake to be good companion to Human. friend ratsnake.

[byjove]

very compelling argument

[thedudeofguy]

@yifftwiceplz replied to your post “@techpon3 replied to your post “does anybody else...”:

thats bark from a tree

​so is cinnamon whats your point bro

[yifftwiceplz]

show us you eating your full meal of one big log of dried cinnamon bark then

[thedudeofguy]

dont tempt me ill straight up do it

[thedudeofguy]

@techpon3 replied to your post “does anybody else think taproots look kind of...”:

Pics.

[techpon3]

No that looks like it has some crunch to it. Kind of a snack.

[thedudeofguy]

^ gets me

[thedudeofguy]

@yifftwiceplz replied to your post “@techpon3 replied to your post “does anybody else...”:

thats bark from a tree

​so is cinnamon whats your point bro

[thedudeofguy]

theres apple flavor in there and i can prove it

[thedudeofguy]

@techpon3 replied to your post “does anybody else think taproots look kind of...”:

Pics.

[thedudeofguy]

does anybody else think taproots look kind of delicious or am i getting to the delusional part of flu recovery

[stricatul]

life is all about the 30-40 minutes you spend being goofy with someone you love before bedtime

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[marlasbreastlump]

was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file

EDIT: Thank you to @localdisasterisk for making the image discs!! :)

[flowers-but-gay]

[thedudeofguy]

@swrdpuns replied to your post “what are you trying to say”:

guess you're a therian now.

​nobody ever told me