time travels some fucking bullshit btw

dave, 26, sick of this shit

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[permapapyrus]

MOOD!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Hello Papyrus

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[thedudeofguy]

peeling melted tarmac off the soles of my shoes #texas

[thedudeofguy]

hotter than satans bong rip outside, i got to have this frosty for like .3 seconds before it turned into blue hawaii tea in my hands

[eebie]

there are some apples that were conceived with hatred inside of them

[infertilityidol]

[thedudeofguy]

executive producer

penis coyote

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

[thedudeofguy]

oh procedural hospital dramas they could never make me hate you

[thedudeofguy]

love being in a parking garage full of evs. an alien parking his ufo would sound right at home in here

[thedudeofguy]

wagtermelon temptress

[thedudeofguy]

theyre putting tuberculosis in the two fans standing right next to your bed while youre sleeping

[afloweroutofstone]

This radio ad for a local club’s annual Pole-A-Thon is geniunely the funniest thing I’ve heard in memory

[phoenixdnasty]

we got a girl that can climb with her teeth

Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah right up that pole

[galaxyfaerie]

SHE CAN LITERALLY

FLY

[dogpuppy]

[cap-n-pants]

ONLY REAL SEA FARING MEN KNOW

[yifftwiceplz]

Moonsetter Interdimensional Lounge

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Passenger (2026) https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/1319570

After a young couple witnesses a gruesome highway accident, they soon realize they did not leave the crash scene alone, as a demonic presence called the Passenger that won't stop until it claims them both turns their van life adventure into a nightmare.

[thedudeofguy]

where have you been all this time?

doing normal things. they call me metamucil the way i keep it regular

[thedudeofguy]

ive been back less than an hour and tumblrs already lying to me again