Be[you]tiful Disaster.

Emily. Thee Flowerchild. 33 years. Pisces 🌞.Sagittarius 🌚. Musical. Youthful. Loud. Free Spirited. Intuitive.

[girltalk]

𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 ❤︎

[jujanon-deactivated20260709]

[chipsprites]

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

[toastbutteregg]

[thickness-protection-program]

Of all the comments this could’ve had I’m glad it’s this one

[mysharona1987]

[irresponsible-masochist]

I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.

[roll1uptwice]

[tfry1440]

Lmaoo yoo

[kennypendrix-deactivated2025040]

“Says it right on the label” I love black people yo this shit funny af and true 😂😂😂

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[puertohurraco]

Lads joyous moments

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

Kings

[th3-bear-jew]

All of these but unironically

[florakinesis-deactivated2017102]

[beautyqueenlana]

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[epiphanies]

#trEAT her right ;)

[unclefather]

[katanma]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[writerandstudent]

Are they good guard birds?

[kedreeva]

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

[thefirstagreement]

Megan Thee Stallion - Realer

[lyricsandsuch]

““Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud””

— Kanye; Homecoming

[humorstar]

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[thegoodvybe]