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@theeldr1tchwayne
First big post. Yay!
I guess this is my intro to you guys. Huh. Been on and off for a long time kinda just lurking.
Well then again I only got back in Gotham like three years ago and can’t believe everyone thought I was dead. I am a Wayne. You guys really think I’d be dead?
Unimportant.
Anyways here’s me.
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
I haven't had any on in ages.
So that’s a yes. Alright.
Gimme a bit and I’ll be right there. Finishing up my meal prep for work.
Meal prep can wait?
I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.
30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.
You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’
The room will be magically sealed.
That’s no fun 🙄
It's plenty fun for me. In 3... 2...
Jeez luwheeze woman. I’m coming. I got a shadow helper putting it up. But we only have two hours. Dick’s bringing the minis over.
... No
Urgent mission. Apparently no one else can take ‘em
No one?
From what he was saying? No.
Fine.
He just told me.
Baby please don’t be mad at me.
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
I haven't had any on in ages.
So that’s a yes. Alright.
Gimme a bit and I’ll be right there. Finishing up my meal prep for work.
Meal prep can wait?
I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.
30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.
You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’
The room will be magically sealed.
That’s no fun 🙄
It's plenty fun for me. In 3... 2...
Jeez luwheeze woman. I’m coming. I got a shadow helper putting it up. But we only have two hours. Dick’s bringing the minis over.
... No
Urgent mission. Apparently no one else can take ‘em
No one?
From what he was saying? No.
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
I haven't had any on in ages.
So that’s a yes. Alright.
Gimme a bit and I’ll be right there. Finishing up my meal prep for work.
Meal prep can wait?
I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.
30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.
You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’
The room will be magically sealed.
That’s no fun 🙄
It's plenty fun for me. In 3... 2...
Jeez luwheeze woman. I’m coming. I got a shadow helper putting it up. But we only have two hours. Dick’s bringing the minis over.
... No
Urgent mission. Apparently no one else can take ‘em
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
I haven't had any on in ages.
So that’s a yes. Alright.
Gimme a bit and I’ll be right there. Finishing up my meal prep for work.
Meal prep can wait?
I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.
30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.
You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’
The room will be magically sealed.
That’s no fun 🙄
It's plenty fun for me. In 3... 2...
Jeez luwheeze woman. I’m coming. I got a shadow helper putting it up. But we only have two hours. Dick’s bringing the minis over.
BLAKE
COME HEREEEEEEEEE
Alright. I’m comin. Whats up?
Im bored
But my wife needs me
But I need to be an older bother I mean brother.
Oh? And what do you mean by that?
I need a babysitter.
And I need my wife.
We are at an impasse dear brother.
I have an urgent mission
Deliah?
About to pop. I don't want to leave four kids with her. Not when we need Kate for this mission...
:( but I’m bout to do very indecent things
But your niblings... How long do you need?
…
Tonight and a little into the morning
That's too long... Can you make 2 hours work?
If you can deal with my wife being pissy because you put a time limit on her fun
Do we want an earth tomorrow?
Ughh fine. I’ll let her know
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
I haven't had any on in ages.
So that’s a yes. Alright.
Gimme a bit and I’ll be right there. Finishing up my meal prep for work.
Meal prep can wait?
I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.
30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.
You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’
The room will be magically sealed.
That’s no fun 🙄
BLAKE
COME HEREEEEEEEEE
Alright. I’m comin. Whats up?
Im bored
But my wife needs me
But I need to be an older bother I mean brother.
Oh? And what do you mean by that?
I need a babysitter.
And I need my wife.
We are at an impasse dear brother.
I have an urgent mission
Deliah?
About to pop. I don't want to leave four kids with her. Not when we need Kate for this mission...
:( but I’m bout to do very indecent things
But your niblings... How long do you need?
…
Tonight and a little into the morning
That's too long... Can you make 2 hours work?
If you can deal with my wife being pissy because you put a time limit on her fun
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
I haven't had any on in ages.
So that’s a yes. Alright.
Gimme a bit and I’ll be right there. Finishing up my meal prep for work.
Meal prep can wait?
I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.
30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.
You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’
BLAKE
COME HEREEEEEEEEE
Alright. I’m comin. Whats up?
Im bored
But my wife needs me
But I need to be an older bother I mean brother.
Oh? And what do you mean by that?
I need a babysitter.
And I need my wife.
We are at an impasse dear brother.
I have an urgent mission
Deliah?
About to pop. I don't want to leave four kids with her. Not when we need Kate for this mission...
:( but I’m bout to do very indecent things
But your niblings... How long do you need?
…
Tonight and a little into the morning
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
I haven't had any on in ages.
So that’s a yes. Alright.
Gimme a bit and I’ll be right there. Finishing up my meal prep for work.
Meal prep can wait?
I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.
BLAKE
COME HEREEEEEEEEE
Alright. I’m comin. Whats up?
Im bored
But my wife needs me
But I need to be an older bother I mean brother.
Oh? And what do you mean by that?
I need a babysitter.
And I need my wife.
We are at an impasse dear brother.
I have an urgent mission
Deliah?
About to pop. I don't want to leave four kids with her. Not when we need Kate for this mission...
:( but I’m bout to do very indecent things
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
I haven't had any on in ages.
So that’s a yes. Alright.
Gimme a bit and I’ll be right there. Finishing up my meal prep for work.
BLAKE
COME HEREEEEEEEEE
Alright. I’m comin. Whats up?
Im bored
But my wife needs me
But I need to be an older bother I mean brother.
Oh? And what do you mean by that?
I need a babysitter.
And I need my wife.
We are at an impasse dear brother.
I have an urgent mission
Deliah?
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
Mhmmmmm
Are clothes a waste as well?
BLAKE
COME HEREEEEEEEEE
Alright. I’m comin. Whats up?
Im bored
But my wife needs me
But I need to be an older bother I mean brother.
Oh? And what do you mean by that?
I need a babysitter.
And I need my wife.
We are at an impasse dear brother.
My love
Yes dearest?
I demand your attention.
Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?
Just you. Anything else would go to waste.
Well just thought to ask
