TheElrohir

Fandom posts from RT/AH and TV-Shows. Also stuff I think is funny

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

[wexdarn]

Rolling a 1 on a perception check

[theelrohir]

parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*

me: *becomes irritated in response*

parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence

[hubiewhitman]

Disney Prince Jordan Denecour

[theelrohir]

hamilton, a summary

hamilton: *beats jefferson in a cabinet debate*

hamilton: i'LL KICK JEFFERSON'S ASS

hamilton: *writes more essays than james madison*

hamilton: i'll kICK MADISON'S ASS

hamilton: *publishes the reynolds pamphlet*

hamilton: I'LL KICK MY O W N ASS

[theelrohir]

Steve: Do you know me?

Bucky: you're Steve, I read about you in the museum.

Steve: ok not to expose u or anything, but babe u literally have my photo in ur notebook so u wanna try that again

[notkatniss]

if rey doesnt do a version of this in one of the next films

im suing lucasfilm

[kit-harington]

Deadpool - deleted scenes.

[chrisdemaraisblog]

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The struggle is real.

[sprousetwinsblog]

[windcave]

headline: six professors of pokemon biology have had their scientific findings discredited after discovery that all of their field research was conducted by 10 year old children in stupid hats

[tofu-rebecca]

Guys, the only members of the resistance who know what Kylo looks like are Finn and Rey. What if Kylo infiltrates a resistance base as Matt the radar technician?

[to-put-my-arms-in-fragile-hands]

I’m about 98% sure Leia also knows what Kylo looks like.

[theproblematicblogger]

Headlines from this election

[tastefullyoffensive]

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

[dama3-deactivated20210619]

old school hate mail

[jakovu]

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

[thesparkofrevolution]

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

[skeletonrex-deactivated20151101]

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

[thesparkofrevolution]

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

[prokopetz]

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.

The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

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[moonsheen]

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD I MIGHT SELL DUST OR FAKE GOLD

BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES

[bareback-bieber]

you know when youre really horny and youre in the mood to do some fucking nasty shit and its like ??? who am I

[busta-lime]

No. I know exactly who I am

[bareback-bieber]

then make ya own damn text post

[betrayedtheseasons-deactivated2]

also if ur like “people who dissociate don’t know they’re dissociating if you know you’re dissociating you’re having a panic attack or a LIAR”

you’re legitimately wrong

a lot of psych textbooks say that im sure but a great deal of people who dissociate often enough can tell during it or in hindsight. if you experience it enough those sensations become easy to read lmao, if you think you’re floating out of your body each time you’ll eventually say “hey I’m floating out of my body so I’m dissociating” like. :/

it’s the same idea as “ppl who hallucinate don’t realize they’re hallucinating!” a lot of us do???? for example it’s kind of easy to tell that the man is a hallucination because seven foot emaciated nose less being with arms to their knees, holes for eyes, and gaping empty mouths don’t exist…like some ppl don’t realize they’re hallucinating but plenty of them do

it’s a very common misconception to believe that ppl who are “crazy” can’t tell they are

[proletarianrevenge-deactivated2]

Yeah, it’s like this with paranoid delusions. I’ll be utterly convinced that my boyfriend isn’t real and everybody is just playing along with me as I talk to my fake boyfriend, or something like that, but then I’ll consciously realize that the delusion is ridiculous and unreal. It doesn’t make the delusion go away, but it helps me cope with it until I can grab a smoke and calm the fuck down. Protip: People with mental illnesses are often really fucking competent at dealing with those mental illnesses. They’ve had to do so their entire lives.

[jellyfishdirigible]

it’s all variants on the TOTAL LIE that “crazy people don’t know they’re crazy” which is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, like the corollary is that if you know something’s wrong with you then nothing’s wrong with you? no that’s not how this works.

[comeupremy]

You gotta find the balance between having fun & having funds. Sometimes you gotta miss out to stack up.

[rorytelling]

Ryan’s Stream thus far:

He accidentally unplugged his computer 15 minutes in

He modded a single person

He couldn’t hear his kid crying but chat could.

His daughter made a cameo. She’s adorable

[tjspider]

Update: His son showed up and called Ryan “the best daddy ever” Ryan has flashlights readily available all over his house Ryan understands that people are going to be trolls and take pictures of his kids and post them, but if you say anything mean about them he will find you and take whatever parts you have His daughter loves to slam the door on him